Openheimer's 

The condition in which you think you forgot, or actually forgot, to close something important - your car, front door, stove, etc.

I can't remember if I locked the car. I must be getting Openheimer's.
Damn, I left the car open again. I've got Openheimer's for sure!

Openheimer's by brainyuck May 12, 2011

Schrodinger's Oppenheimer 

A delightfully perplexing cosmic conundrum paying homage to the renowned physicist J. Robert Oppenheimer and his pivotal role in the development of the first nuclear bomb. This whimsical phenomenon embodies the essence of quantum absurdity, where one's taste buds are suspended in a state of delectable uncertainty. Picture this: sinking your teeth into a freshly baked chocolate chip cookie while simultaneously stubbing your toe on an oblivious coffee table. In that fleeting moment, the universe playfully merges the blissful sweetness of the cookie with the agonizing pain of the stubbed toe, leaving you to ponder the paradoxical wonders of Schrodinger's Oppenheimer. It's a hilariously explosive collision of culinary and physical sensations, a true testament to the peculiar twists and turns of existence. Only those with a knack for cosmic mishaps can fully appreciate the quantum flavors and toe-tapping oddities of this deliciously absurd phenomenon.

In other words, when she bites yo dick and it makes ya feel good.

I was in the kitchen with my slime baking edibles when I accidentally pulled Schrodinger's Oppenheimer.
We was so high we forgot to turn off the gas on the stove!

Schrodinger's Oppenheimer by Foreskin Master July 18, 2023

Oppenheimer Bitch Slap 

Slang for for using a Nuclear weapon, named after Dr. Robert Oppenheimer, known as father of the Atomic Bomb for his work on the Manhattan project.

Nebraska needs to be fitted for an Oppenheimer Bitch Slap.

"Kim Jong Un just threatened to give the US an Oppenheimer Bitch Slap"
"Whatever that dude is too short to reach the Red Button."

Oppenheimer Bitch Slap by Teddy Goalsevelt March 28, 2013

Dropping openheimers 

When u drop a large poo and the water explodes akin to the mushroom cloud of a nuclear bomb.
Also can be when diareah explodes similar to the impact of the hydrogen bomb

"Mom call the doctor, I'm dropping openheimers all over the place"

Dropping openheimers by Shaq-deisel September 30, 2023