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crying while masturbating
"Don't come in, mom, I'm wrapping presents!" Drew moaned, tears streaming down his face.
#wrapping presents with a bow while laughing #wacking off #jerking off #churning butter #playing the drums
by We are going to hell November 07, 2005
A phrase used by a person who is masturbating to a magazine when someone knocks on the door. Popularized by Master Shake in an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
*knock*

"Don't come in, I'm wrapping presents!"
#masturbate #jack off #aqua teen #athf #master #master shake
by sanfud n sun April 16, 2006
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