bone's definitions

WOMG

Meaning "whoa-oh-my-god" its another variant of OMG.

WOMG that car is hella fast!!

by Bone February 2, 2005

wobber

noun: a semi-erect penis
verb: to wobber, to be slapped in the face with a semi

"lynsey took a wobbering off of scott"

by Bone March 15, 2005

Egg

A term used to desribe something negatively.

"Man that shirt is so egg...what were you thinking when you bought that?"

"That exam was egg...the test was on nothing I studied."

"Maxim is egg...they don't even show naked chicks."

"Yankee fans are egg...they're so fucking annoying."

by BONE May 4, 2003

grind

A form of the most horny dancing imaginable. Guys looking for ass will grind profusely with random girls in order to pursuade them to come home and get some bun action. Involves pushing the male genitalia up the ass of the female.

At the club last nite, I got hammered and was grinding with every girl in there...so much, that my package was sore the next day

by BONE May 3, 2003

buona figa

Literal Italian translation is "good pussy." This term should be used when talking about girls when in their presence. If you don't want to blunt and talk about how hot some bitch is...just say she's a buona figa.

"That's some serious buona figa right there...damn I want to tap that ass!"

by BONE May 3, 2003

0 X(

A dead guy with a halo over his head. Also known as 0X(

Ahhh help me! *squish* 0 X(

by Bone October 15, 2003

cockjockery

Cockjockery is the basic behavior engaged in by people who are termed "cockjockeys." These cockjockeys are similar to their distant cousins, horse jockeys, but while jockeying horses is a strenuous sport and a demanding career, jockeying cocks is mainly an unnecessary exercise in personal degradation and worthless intercourse. It's similar to asshattery and is often confused with it, but there are certain earmarks which distinguish the two, the most common being the desire to loopback the offender in the case of cockjockery, as opposed to the desire to administer a lensmanning/goatseing in the case of asshattery.

Please keep in mind that this is almost never used interchangeably with buttsechs, which can be a physical expression of two people's deep and abiding love for one another.

The cockjockery routinely indulged in by that prissy little bitch is beyond belief.

by bone July 20, 2004