bone's definitions

Playing DJ

(v) Slang for female masturbation.

Don't bother me, I'm playing DJ.

by Bone June 17, 2004

dorito

(N) A style of grooming a woman's pubic hair. Shaving the hair into a small, point-down triangle which resembles a Dorito snack chip.

I tried to get her to shave it all, but she went for the Dorito

by Bone June 18, 2004

Hoof

1. A word I scream just before I stab someone with a stick then toss them to the other side of the street.

2. A sound FX made when stabbing then throwing someone to the other side of the street.

Guy1: I'm going to hurt you now!
Guy2: *meep*
*stabbed HOOF*
Guy2: AAHHHHH!!!
Guy1: Oh did I kill him?

by Bone February 15, 2004

Monster Rancher

One of the coolest TV shows of its time.

I want them to bring back Monster Rancher and show all three seasons uncut!

by Bone February 15, 2004

monopoly money

exessive money used to buy up all the good properties, commodities, and public services. everywhere we land now, we have to pay.

at least bill gates set up the gates foundation with some of his monopoloy money. apples are still better, though.

george bush used his monopoly money to buy out the us government, and he'll do it again.

mtv is just as bad as the record labels at using its monopoly money to drown out all the good indie music.

by bone December 8, 2003

emu

a. Sarcastic or exasperated state provoked by the expression of emo sentiments.

b. Mock-emo.

a. Stop it with the masturbating and crying--you're making me all emu.

b. Life just hasn't been worth living since Dashboard Confessional called me pathetic.

by bone February 7, 2004

knob suction

In simple words...it is a blow job.

I was so drunk last nite that I found myself chattin with a wombatic dick shark that insisted on giving me some knob suction.

by BONE May 3, 2003