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distim

that which the gostak does to doshes.
"The gostak distims the doshes."
by Bob Johnson October 23, 2003
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PATRIOT ACT

Passed by 98 votes to 1 in congress, the only member against the movement being Russ Fenigold of Wisconsin. The legislation is a maze, legible by only the best lawyers. Basically, it blurs the lines on treatment of detainees. It has led to many incidents of Bush strangling America's liberties: over 950 counts of false charges have been recorded under it, many relating to anti-Bush posters etc. It may not look bad but it will lead to the TIA (Terrorist Information Act), which will allow the government to monitor anything from our financial records to what we ate last night. It's like 1984. By the way, counted the number of American terrorist deaths in the past few years, excluding 9/11: ZERO.
Interviewer: Is "1984" what will happen in that year?

George Orwell: No, it's a warning. Don't let it happen.

Alas, it is the beginning of the end unless we vote the security hawks out.
by Bob Johnson July 21, 2004
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baggies

Clear evidence of a doom ho(u)se
Cop: Baggies; I've seen these before! Eyugayaheyui...this is evidence: evidence of...a DOOM HOUSE!!!
by Bob Johnson September 23, 2004
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anal masturbation

To Repeatedly shove an object into ones anus untill they have an orgasm over it
Warning: May result in death if the object is too long and punctures a vital organ or the large intestine
Man that pencil hurt because it poked into the sides as i was doing my daily routine of anal masturbation
by Bob Johnson March 15, 2005
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Deezledorf

A stupid, oafish idiot. Often used to make fun of someone playing a childish card game.
Hey dumbass, you're playing Yu-Gi-Oh? You're a queer deezledorf!
by Bob Johnson November 5, 2003
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shlitty

An adjective describing something as the sloppiest form of shit.

A state of being in which one feels worse than shit.

A bad or mean thing to do.
After that wet burrito I left the toilet all shlitty!

12 shots and 12 hours later I was all hungover and shlitty.

Running over that cat was pretty shlitty man!
by Bob Johnson April 6, 2004
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lmpo

That joke made me lmpo.
by Bob Johnson March 7, 2004
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