the previous definitions are wrong and confused with other activities. a true wet burrito is when a man wraps a tortilla around his penis and then proceeds to recieve fellatio from a female parter. right before ejaculation he rams his burrito into her butthole to fill the wrap with "meat" aka fecal matter.
Som' bitch done got herself a wet burrito after back talkin me last night!!
by kgoods October 08, 2007
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After using an "Alaskin Pipeline" and the used 'dildo' is not frozen anymore, slap the women in the face with the open end, leaving a brown smear on her face.
After using my Alaskin Pipeline on your mom, she stood up and I hit her in the face with my Wet Burrito.
by Dr. Syphilis April 16, 2009
A wet burrito is a sexual act in which a man liberally applies hot sauce to his erect penis before inserting it into his partner's anus. The act results in a mixture of bodily fluids - fecal matter, blood, semen, sweat, possibly urine - and hot sauce, hence the "wet burrito" name. This is usually a surprise sex act, as most partners would prefer to keep hot sauce as far away from their genitals as possible.
You should've seen her face after that wet burrito I gave her last night. I have a feeling I'm not getting laid again for at least a week.
by philthyphillygirl December 06, 2009
Having diarrhea in any type of taco shell and then eating it.
There was nothing good to eat last night so I decided to go to the bathrooom to make me up a wet burrito.
by racer baby June 17, 2011
I tried to order the fish tacos but I was distracted by the hot girl at del taco and received a wet burrito instead.
by Garthdog August 21, 2008
When a man puts his penis inside a mensturating vagg hole, then pulls the bloody cock out and proceeds to put it in her mouth.
My girl was being a bitchy on her rag so I gave that slut a wet burrito.
by heretic555666 June 19, 2009
while having sex, the act in which the man reaches under his sac, scooping a sample of his own sweat, and wiping it across the woman's upper lip.
She looks hungry...how about a wet burrito??
by Diggler September 19, 2003