4 definitions by blankenschmidt
by blankenschmidt December 16, 2011
The antagonistic act of abruptly and forcefully applying one's bare anus to another's bed pillow. Very common in college fraternities.
by blankenschmidt April 13, 2010
A heavy-handed mildly overweight woman who clumsily takes your anal temperature at the doctor's office, as opposed to a more skilled sarge.
I got my temperature taken by a Gladys and my asshole won't stop bleeding. I sure wish I had The Sarge instead!
by blankenschmidt April 13, 2010
by blankenschmidt April 12, 2010