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1.
A blob of slimy goo that defies gravity. Ranged in color from black to lime-green. Makes cars fly and basketball players jump to stupefying heights. From FLying rUBBER.
That's exactly what it is. Flying rubber. IT'S FLUBBER!!
by Chad February 13, 2004
 
2.
flying rubber!
by fairy nuff October 01, 2003
 
3.
Ooze-like product derived after stabbing a grossly obese person. It has the potential to solve the world's energy problem, can be used for cosmetics, & can also be fed to starving african children. Could be removed via medical procedure, but desperate hooligans are known to shank fatasses after chasing them around for a couple of blocks, then selling the contraband flubber at exploded prices, or using it themselves for sustenance.
Ever since the diet craze, we've been having flubber shortage... what the fuck am I supposed to do for heat, food, make-up, and fuel? Dogshit? Fuck that! I'm gonna shank me a fatass...
by tubarao January 22, 2008
 
4.
Flubber is the brown crust found on the underside of a fried egg when cooked too quickly.
"Mum, my egg has flubber on it"
by zzx27 February 28, 2006
 
5.
v. To Flubber:
1) to flop around and wallow like a pinniped.
2) the common actions of any of a number of mammals belonging to the order Pinnepedia whilst lounging around on an iceberg or land mass --or a cream colored leather sofa.
3) The act of lying on one's stomach on a couch with head turned sideways, as though looking over one's shoulder --to watch a TV that would be directly in front of a normally seated viewer on said couch-- while simultaneously shifting around and exhaling, sighing and grunting as though the mere weight of one's body was simply too much burden to bear on the gigantic pot belly and blubbery thorax.
Watching Eric flubbering around on that couch like a drunken seal is driving me insane.

"He sure does like to flubber, that whacky seal"

It takes an extremely sedentary person to flubber like that piece of shit does every day. If I were that slothlike I think I would bury my face in the couch cushions and suffocate my useless ass.

If he only had whiskers and tusks, that flubbering seal would be a walrus.
by Nemesis of The Flubbering Seal October 26, 2007
 
6.
A extremmely obease child who is fatter than he is tall.
The fat Flubber midget people often found in a circus.
by I4th BULLET April 27, 2009
 
7.
the act of masturbating whilst defecating.
I just had a wank while doing a shit, I flubbered my fucking balls off!
by Cassta November 02, 2009