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A pathetic attempt to use the term "metal" to create a tough, hard image for shitty music that bears little, if any, resemblence to actual metal music.
There are dozens of sub-genres of metal out there, each with different sounds and everything... and nu-metal is NOT one of them.
John Petrucci plays more notes in one Dream Theater solo than all of the members of Linkin Park have ever played in their whole rotten lives, combined.
Granted, you don't *need* to have solos in your songs for them to be good. But it helps to at least have the *ability* to play them, which nu-metal bands obviously do not. It also helps to be able to write a song without picking random power chords on the guitar until a few of them sound good.
There are dozens of sub-genres of metal out there, each with different sounds and everything... and nu-metal is NOT one of them.
John Petrucci plays more notes in one Dream Theater solo than all of the members of Linkin Park have ever played in their whole rotten lives, combined.
Granted, you don't *need* to have solos in your songs for them to be good. But it helps to at least have the *ability* to play them, which nu-metal bands obviously do not. It also helps to be able to write a song without picking random power chords on the guitar until a few of them sound good.
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Get the Hootersmoker mug.A CD that is released under almost every bands name. It supposedly contains the band's best material and often has a DVD with concerts, videos, interviews and such. Sometimes also released under the album name of "The Best Of."
I did a search for albums entitled "Greatest Hits" on MTV.com, but the page never loaded because there were so many results.
by blah April 21, 2005
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You people make me sick the way you aid the government in destroying yourselves by accepting their pc jargon and bullshit idealism.
YOU all went to COLLEGE,didn't you?
You people make me sick the way you aid the government in destroying yourselves by accepting their pc jargon and bullshit idealism.
YOU all went to COLLEGE,didn't you?
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