A bird that is thought to be extinct by the majority of humans. In reality, they are building huge weapons of mass destruction in the underworld and are waiting for the perfect time to attack the human race. They are always watching us when our backs are turned, but if we turn around, they are suddenly gone due thanks to their amazing speed.
"The time has come to surrender without any form of fighting to our new masters. ALL HAIL THE DODO!"
A ultra-neoconservative activist whose communication with the outside world is limited to repeating party slogans.
Dittomonkey: "WMD have been found. Bush had a RIGHT to write on the American flag with a Sharpie! The economy will get better after 'trickle-down economics' work their wonders! Bush isn't dumb, otherwise why did he go to war with Iraq? O'Reilly was acting PATRIOTIC when he shouted down the son of a 9/11 victim!"
3-"fuck you/shut the fuck up/your gay"
4-someone is telling you a a story and u dont believe them.
1-hey lets play lastertag, it'll be fun!
2-hey grab that for me
3-(your in a car watching little freshman walking..roll down window..)
4-the reason i didn't call you is because my phone died!