165 definitions by blah

A bird that is thought to be extinct by the majority of humans. In reality, they are building huge weapons of mass destruction in the underworld and are waiting for the perfect time to attack the human race. They are always watching us when our backs are turned, but if we turn around, they are suddenly gone due thanks to their amazing speed.
"The time has come to surrender without any form of fighting to our new masters. ALL HAIL THE DODO!"
by blah December 28, 2004

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hot chick, most intelligent mabey slow at times but not very, nicest person i know
wow khushbu is sooo hot
by blah July 23, 2004

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1. Something either exceptionally good or exceptionally bad.
2. A variation of the word "shit".
1. "That movie was the shiznits!"
2. "You don't know shiznits; now go get me a damn beer!"
by Blah May 12, 2003

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A ultra-neoconservative activist whose communication with the outside world is limited to repeating party slogans.
Dittomonkey: "WMD have been found. Bush had a RIGHT to write on the American flag with a Sharpie! The economy will get better after 'trickle-down economics' work their wonders! Bush isn't dumb, otherwise why did he go to war with Iraq? O'Reilly was acting PATRIOTIC when he shouted down the son of a 9/11 victim!"
by Blah August 08, 2003

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PORTSIDE!-(u guys know what im taklin about)

1-"yeah right"
2-"hell no"
3-"fuck you/shut the fuck up/your gay"
4-someone is telling you a a story and u dont believe them.
1-hey lets play lastertag, it'll be fun!
yea YEAT
2-hey grab that for me
uhhh yeat
3-(your in a car watching little freshman walking..roll down window..)
YEAT!
4-the reason i didn't call you is because my phone died!
yea yeat
by blah December 10, 2003

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A huge glob of spit.
Yo I chucked a loogy at the principal! He's super pissed so don't drink any more water.
by Blah August 09, 2003

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by blah April 21, 2005

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