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by blah March 22, 2005
Get the luba mug.A cheesy motherfucker with thinning hair because he combs it too much and a dog of a girlfriend/sister called a "Stella". They wear a lot of GOLD...be it the color of their velour pants, their fake rolex or their shoes. Guidos love bling bling but not the right kind. Guidos are always catholic and love their mommas. Guidos have big noses and beedy eyes.
by blah March 23, 2005
Get the Guido mug.6 foot tall, badass motherfucker, don't mess with this bitch or you'll get the horns.
Background: Danish, Swedish, German, Irish
This bitch will fully own you if you act awry.
Aliases:
Kel
Kelli
Long Dong Kong
Woozass
The Tall Hot Blonde
Badass Motherfucker
Dontonson
Loyal to the end, if you cross her...you better watch your back, she'll rampage
Happy to be:
Your friend
Your bartender
Your body guard
Your mentor
Your sidekick
Your lapdog
Your most loyal of deciples
Background: Danish, Swedish, German, Irish
This bitch will fully own you if you act awry.
Aliases:
Kel
Kelli
Long Dong Kong
Woozass
The Tall Hot Blonde
Badass Motherfucker
Dontonson
Loyal to the end, if you cross her...you better watch your back, she'll rampage
Happy to be:
Your friend
Your bartender
Your body guard
Your mentor
Your sidekick
Your lapdog
Your most loyal of deciples
by blah March 30, 2005
Get the The Sexiest Devotchka mug.a small furry mammal that lives in a woman's pubic area weaving itself a small shelter out of muff hair.
by blah March 31, 2005
Get the vage badger mug.new canaan owns darien in sports... nc dominates soccer, hockey, lax, football every year consistently, what is wrong with you
Um, new canaan owns d-bagers
by blah April 4, 2005
Get the D-bager mug.An alias for a kid named Jake in Cisco....He is called this name everytime he walks into the class. It is said in an annoying infantile manner.
by Blah April 5, 2005
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