blah's definitions

gayass

a word you use when your friends annoy you. also when they do something that really really pisses you off

Why did Lauren do that?
Cuz shes a gayass

by blah March 10, 2004

soule shocker

4 fingers in the pink, 1 in the stink, first heard in Soule Hall, a boys dorm at Phillips Exeter Academy in NH

This boy tried to give me a soule shocker...those sketchy soule boys.

by blah March 21, 2005

roofies

a drug usually slipped in drinks at parties, called the "date-rape drug" because it makes u all fucked up so the dude that slipped it in can rape u n shit

"I slipped a roofie in that bitch's drink and fucked her all night long"

by blah October 27, 2004

dodo

A bird that is thought to be extinct by the majority of humans. In reality, they are building huge weapons of mass destruction in the underworld and are waiting for the perfect time to attack the human race. They are always watching us when our backs are turned, but if we turn around, they are suddenly gone due thanks to their amazing speed.

"The time has come to surrender without any form of fighting to our new masters. ALL HAIL THE DODO!"

by blah December 28, 2004

bright eyes

The mere mention of this band makes me want to wear all black, and wet my mascara so that it runs down my face in all my emo glory...nah
but seriously a great band lead by the eternal Conor O, the father of my children (or hopefully one day soon)

Conor O is a beautiful person with a deep persepective of life and love AMEN!

hey that guy was almost as hot as conor o

by blah June 4, 2004

vage badger

a small furry mammal that lives in a woman's pubic area weaving itself a small shelter out of muff hair.

matt wayne look it up, you'll laugh

by blah March 31, 2005

hiftoolipah

a condom that has a tendancy to break

that brand is cheap, all their products end up being hiftoolipahs.

by blah May 5, 2004