blah's definitions

Fump It

Definition-Fucking Hump IT

Background- The telephone Pole!

i need to fump her

go fump it. i know its a dog but who cares

by BLAH June 29, 2004

mcenroe

the crunkest kid in the state of new jersey.

Mcenroe was more crunk then lil' jon

by blah March 20, 2005

Faux News

A 24-hour wordneocon/word propaganda channel.

Tonight on Faux, we bash a liberal traitor for disagreeing with Bush! Later, O'Reilly yells at the son of a 9/11 victim, but don't worry, because he's a DEMOCRAT!!11!

by Blah August 8, 2003

Shiznits

1. Something either exceptionally good or exceptionally bad.
2. A variation of the word "shit".

1. "That movie was the shiznits!"
2. "You don't know shiznits; now go get me a damn beer!"

by Blah May 12, 2003

lloyd

is an ugly piece of faggot and should go die

ugh its lloyed..you better leave

by blah March 22, 2005

parabolas

A mathmatical graph originated by the ancient greeks some two thousand years ago and still inflicted upon unsuspecting high school students today. Vastly inferior to the hyperbola, of course.

Math geek: I'm not merely eccentric, I'm a parabola!

Math teacher: now, class, graph this equation on your TI-83 calculators and tell me what kind of parabola it is.
Class: *groans*

by Blah November 26, 2003

Dr. Phil

a assmonkey

Dr. Phil is a stupid assmonkey

by blah January 5, 2004