164 definitions by blah

Today's forecast will include the following:
Some definite blizzards of server crashing,
A drizzle of lag and instability,
A pile of repairs,
And perhaps a long-overdue server change.

See shit, crap, beekin, and twink.
Person one: Oh, shit! Furc just went down!
Person two: ...And, what else is new?
by blah December 14, 2003
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SOJH stands for Straight Outta Junior High.
SOJH is a cool band from Nebraska.
"You should listen to SOJH."
www.sojh.com
by blah December 3, 2003
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A sequel obviously created to milk money from classic films. See wordcash cow/word.
by blah August 27, 2003
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A mathmatical graph originated by the ancient greeks some two thousand years ago and still inflicted upon unsuspecting high school students today. Vastly inferior to the hyperbola, of course.
Math geek: I'm not merely eccentric, I'm a parabola!

Math teacher: now, class, graph this equation on your TI-83 calculators and tell me what kind of parabola it is.
Class: *groans*
by blah November 26, 2003
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DDF or "Ding Dong Fever": A condition in which one has an addiction to the ding dong.
by blah April 15, 2003
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