A black Scottish man who lost his eye to a book while searching a wizard's library for a nickel, is extremely drunk, and carries a huge amount of explosives. Also a mercenary fighting over a pit of gravel, and occasionally defending hat facilities against robots. In addition, he is skilled with a wide variety of melee weapons, including bottles, haunted swords, etc.

"The Black Scottish Cyclops, now extinct!"
-The Spy

Black Scottish Cyclops by Blutarch Mann November 22, 2013

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Cyclopentylaminopropane

A mild stimulant drug that some people use for a cognitive edge, and/or psychical edge. Effects include alertness, increased strength, and desire to do things. It's far weaker than amphetamine. However, it's stronger than caffeine. Though stronger than caffeine, it's unclear whether it's clearer than caffeine, or more jittery and aggresive than caffeine.

Dudu: Cyclopentylaminopropane is awesome! It helps me get motivated.

Cyclopentylaminopropane by CognitiveFuel October 17, 2014

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cyclops penis

A cyclops penis is a subspecies of the very fabrics of reality itself. It is said that the cyclops penises where amongst the first things synthesized after the big bang. They are characterized in a 2 dimensional form as a penis (obviously) with a signature eye resembling that of a predator and their rather large lips just beneath the aforementioned eye. They also have 2 signature organic testicles (on the exception of the mighty bro wheeze) in which they draw their strength from reality. The two most widely knows cyclops penises are yung breezy (the almighty) and his nigga bro wheeze.

Big bang: *happens*
Cyclops penises: Allow us to introduce ourselves

cyclops penis by Dr. Fluffykins May 18, 2020

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