blah's definitions

hoetel

a hoe-tel and everything
enough said.

I let her suck my dick and the hoetel erebody.

by blah September 2, 2004

stud

A male horse used for breeding.

Person1: Man, you're a stud!
Person2: Look it up at Urban Dictionary then talk to me later!

by blah June 17, 2004

parabolas

A mathmatical graph originated by the ancient greeks some two thousand years ago and still inflicted upon unsuspecting high school students today. Vastly inferior to the hyperbola, of course.

Math geek: I'm not merely eccentric, I'm a parabola!

Math teacher: now, class, graph this equation on your TI-83 calculators and tell me what kind of parabola it is.
Class: *groans*

by Blah November 26, 2003

nu-metal

A pathetic attempt to use the term "metal" to create a tough, hard image for shitty music that bears little, if any, resemblence to actual metal music.

There are dozens of sub-genres of metal out there, each with different sounds and everything... and nu-metal is NOT one of them.

John Petrucci plays more notes in one Dream Theater solo than all of the members of Linkin Park have ever played in their whole rotten lives, combined.

Granted, you don't *need* to have solos in your songs for them to be good. But it helps to at least have the *ability* to play them, which nu-metal bands obviously do not. It also helps to be able to write a song without picking random power chords on the guitar until a few of them sound good.

Turn on the radio, you'll hear some.

by blah November 5, 2004

Harry Potter

a crack pot kid that thinks he's a wizard

he's a harry potter

by Blah September 17, 2003

hells ya

an expression of great excitement or if someone is positive about an event

CrazyEyes: So are we gonna go chill tonight
Chemp: hells ya!

by blah December 10, 2004

what's chillin

to be used to replace "what's up" or "sup"

Jib:Hey hey
Tob:Hey!
Jib:What's chillin?
Tob:Nothin man, how bout you?
Jib:Nada.
Tob:Cool.
Jib:Ye man.

by blah December 10, 2004