blah's definitions

Guido

A cheesy motherfucker with thinning hair because he combs it too much and a dog of a girlfriend/sister called a "Stella". They wear a lot of GOLD...be it the color of their velour pants, their fake rolex or their shoes. Guidos love bling bling but not the right kind. Guidos are always catholic and love their mommas. Guidos have big noses and beedy eyes.

My dad is truly and Irish Guido.

by blah March 23, 2005

goddamn

interj., an expression used when a women is sexually advantegous.

Check that girl out! Goddamn!

by Blah August 9, 2003

like whatever

The pinnacle of wordValley girl/word non-sequiturs.

Like, did you, like see him? I mean, he was, like, whatever!

by Blah August 9, 2003

James syndrome

The mindstate of being in a stupor mode. Or in simplier form, a mindstate of slowness where the brain literally slows down for x amount of time. This mind state is extremely dangerous and people suffering from this kind of syndrome....well it's too late for them now.

When you "IM" a person, and said person doesn't reply or respond to you it means he/she has the James Syndrome. If that's the case you should inform them and tell them to seek professinal help.

by blah May 17, 2004

SOJH

SOJH stands for Straight Outta Junior High.
SOJH is a cool band from Nebraska.

"You should listen to SOJH."
www.sojh.com

by blah December 2, 2003

lying bastard

As symple as the term is. In which it means you are a lying bastard.

Dan is a lying bastard. That bastard!

by blah September 17, 2003

dittomonkey

A ultra-wordneoconservative/word activist whose communication with the outside world is limited to repeating party slogans.

Dittomonkey: "WMD have been found. Bush had a RIGHT to write on the American flag with a Sharpie! The economy will get better after 'trickle-down economics' work their wonders! Bush isn't dumb, otherwise why did he go to war with Iraq? O'Reilly was acting PATRIOTIC when he shouted down the son of a 9/11 victim!"

by Blah August 8, 2003