50 definitions by big steve

Top Definition
Something an idiot says just before making a comment that proves the idiot is, in fact, a racist.
I'm not racist, but goddam these niggers!
by Big Steve August 06, 2004
vagina (short for camel toe)
by Big Steve September 04, 2003
A sexual act, originated in the far east, in which a woman is placed naked, in a seated position, in a wide-mesh, haning basket. The basket is lowered so that a man, lying under the basket, can insert his erect penis into the woman's vagina. The basket is then spun along the axis described by the man's penis, increasing the man's sexual stimulation.
I went to Thailand, but forgot to get a basket job.
by Big Steve July 02, 2004
Vacate the bowels, particularly with a long, firm, unbroken turd.
I need to lay some cable.
by Big Steve September 04, 2003
A nerd; one who may be smart or particularly knowledgeable in some areas but socially or otherwise developmentally retarded
by Big Steve September 04, 2003
Something that you might say to the police before getting tased, whether or not you are already subdued and under police control. (From statement made by University of Florida student Andrew Meyer during a September 17, 2007, question and answer session with United States Senator John Kerry.)
"What did I do? What did I do? Help me! Don't tase me bro!" <zap>
by Big Steve September 18, 2007
Your boss who controls remotely and capriciously your income, career, and future. From David Mamet's play Glengarry Glenn Ross.
"I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy."
by Big Steve April 28, 2006

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