13 definitions by big fat j

heimen noodle

pubic residue

i swear that chick has a serious case of heimen noodle.

by big fat j February 1, 2003

nostipicus

the act of sexual intercourse by sticking the penis is the nostil named after the greek god Nostipicus outlawed to have sex so he found a new way to find pleasure.

come on baby,... its just nostipicus.

by big fat j February 1, 2003

pimpalicious

something so amazingly great, it would make a pimp smile.

dude! that ho is pimpalicious! she would make her pimp proud!

by big fat j February 1, 2003

Smoggler

a old shitty ass car or ford.

dont buy that smoggler

by big fat j February 1, 2003

viagrapon

when one clips coupons for $1 off viagra. or possible buy one get the second half off.

man im low. i need to viagrapon again.

by big fat j February 1, 2003

jum

a terrible practical joke when one ejaculates in anothers orange juice.

That jum was kinda messed up.

by big fat j February 1, 2003

skimater

when one's genatialia gets frostbitten in the "on position" and they have no more feeling in that part.

i want to get skimatered so i can collect on the insurance and save on viagra

by big fat j February 1, 2003