bert2's definitions

give birth to a check

refers to having a baby to get a check from baby's father. Affects men with money: ballers, dope boys, ball players, rappers, actors and regular businessmen.

Becky let Leroy hit raw dog for a half of stack she was trying to give birth to a check. That's some hood shit.She knew he was on that hen dog.

by bert2 August 9, 2006

mountian pimps

Mostly found in utah, practice in polygamy, white guys with long beards who have more than one wife.

These beared mountian pimps have more women then a true to lie pimp

by bert2 October 27, 2005

turk

a term used in the N.F.L., The turk is the guy who during training camp informs players that they need to collect their playbook and see the coach. Most likely that guy is about to be cut.

When the turk comes around players get scared, he came looking for leroy, he knew he was about to get cut.

by bert2 September 5, 2005

i-tus

pronounced eye tus, a conditions that effects many black males, and some whites usually happens after one eats a big meal, a condition of laziness sets in. Productivity is at a all time low. sleepiness sets in right after.

After eating thanksgiving dinner, dat i-tus set in on leroy, he sat on the couch and fell right to sleep.

by bert2 April 30, 2006

seattled

another way to say you got screwed, refering to the seattle seahawks, and the way they lost the super bowl, by the refs calling a bad game.

Leroy got seattled last night, when he went to da trap last nite the police was waiting on him.

by bert2 April 11, 2006

hen dog

Hennessy an alcoholic beverage, a nickname for it used in the hood.

yo leroy what we drinking tonight, "hen dog" yea dat yack

by bert2 August 14, 2005

poking out

southern slang used to take about 84's
rims that stick out from the tires

i got 84's poking out, paul wall

by bert2 July 21, 2005