bert2's definitions

hood shit

stuff that only happens in the hood, shit people in the hood do.

dog check out that old couch on the porch' man dats hood shit, hell they even made a swing out of it.

by bert2 July 21, 2005

nat light

another way to say natural light a cheap beer drunk mostly by rednecks in the south. a watered down verison of budweiser.

man, billy dun drunk a whole case of nat lights he properly off to mess with his sister again

by bert2 July 11, 2005

give birth to a check

refers to having a baby to get a check from baby's father. Affects men with money: ballers, dope boys, ball players, rappers, actors and regular businessmen.

Becky let Leroy hit raw dog for a half of stack she was trying to give birth to a check. That's some hood shit.She knew he was on that hen dog.

by bert2 August 9, 2006

four fifths

another word used in place of saying forty five, a colt 45 gun.

man i got in the club with the four fifths, let some shit pop off iam ready.

by bert2 July 10, 2005

pay girlfriend

a new trend, regular girls that you pay to have sex with, not hookers, normally u meet them in the club or at major functions i.e. football games, concerts. Easy then trying to meet girls when u travel alot. and less headaches

Everytime i go to famu homecoming, i see red, she is my pay girlfriend, for a half of stack i get everything including killa head.

by bert2 December 18, 2005

mountian pimps

Mostly found in utah, practice in polygamy, white guys with long beards who have more than one wife.

These beared mountian pimps have more women then a true to lie pimp

by bert2 October 27, 2005

grind time

time when you have a full package of dope and you are broke and you need to make some money, so you are on the hustle trying to make some money, night and day

rent time and child support time, it is grind time i got to make some money

by bert2 July 12, 2005