bernard's definitions

Nonces

kiddy fiddlers

Fraggle Rock is full of nonces

by bernard April 11, 2003

thick creamy load

a mans "special sauce"

"hello im MATT MILLER and i want you to empty your thick creamy load on my chest"

by bernard February 2, 2005

n30n

a stealthy death ninja, and generally really cool person

n30n is the coolest

by Bernard March 24, 2003

altiris

A crappy computer manangement system which doesnt do what it is supposed to

Oh no, you've got an altiris on your hands

by Bernard March 4, 2005

the spike

The act of inserting a finger into the anus while performing oral sex. Usually it's male to female or in the gay community male to male or female to female but could apply to female to male

I gave her "the spike" while I was going down on her. Drove her crazy man!!

by bernard August 1, 2006

ATOGM

Ass to other girls mouth

Porno term meaning in a threesome with a guy and two girls. One girl gets fucked in the ass and the cock goes directly from her ass into the other girl's mouth...see Rocco Siffredi.

by Bernard December 24, 2004

cockblocker

to try to stop one from getting booty

stop cockblokin nigga

by bernard December 3, 2003