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shoom

similar to the shoop except wiping the face NOT the inside of mouth.NO ORAL PENETRATION HOKAY
"goddamit matt you fucking shoomed me with man paste dickwad"
by bernard February 2, 2005
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penetration

to "poke" someone in a bodily orifice
by bernard February 2, 2005
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thick creamy load

"hello im MATT MILLER and i want you to empty your thick creamy load on my chest"
by bernard February 2, 2005
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altiris

A crappy computer manangement system which doesnt do what it is supposed to
Oh no, you've got an altiris on your hands
by Bernard March 4, 2005
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popcfg

The place which I call my second home. The place where I have met my best friends or better yet my sisters. The place where nothing goes wrong and everything is just right. The place where I could never imagine never seeing again.
My favorite place in the world is popcfg.
by Bernard February 5, 2004
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n30n

n30n is the coolest
by Bernard March 24, 2003
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Nonces

by bernard April 11, 2003
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