bernard's definitions

n30n

a stealthy death ninja, and generally really cool person

n30n is the coolest

by Bernard March 24, 2003

altiris

A crappy computer manangement system which doesnt do what it is supposed to

Oh no, you've got an altiris on your hands

by Bernard March 4, 2005

ATOGM

Ass to other girls mouth

Porno term meaning in a threesome with a guy and two girls. One girl gets fucked in the ass and the cock goes directly from her ass into the other girl's mouth...see Rocco Siffredi.

by Bernard December 24, 2004

name dropping

mentioning someone (usually 'famous') in a conversation to imply that you are best friends with said person in lame hope of appearing cool by association

Cubix the cunt: I couldn't possibly answer that, i would get a grilling from Ronnie or Arthur (as he browses these forums) or a Avi, ha ha. I lie i love to bum lee blackwell on weekends.

by bernard September 7, 2004

cockblocker

to try to stop one from getting booty

stop cockblokin nigga

by bernard December 3, 2003

popcfg

The place which I call my second home. The place where I have met my best friends or better yet my sisters. The place where nothing goes wrong and everything is just right. The place where I could never imagine never seeing again.

My favorite place in the world is popcfg.

by Bernard February 5, 2004

the spike

The act of inserting a finger into the anus while performing oral sex. Usually it's male to female or in the gay community male to male or female to female but could apply to female to male

I gave her "the spike" while I was going down on her. Drove her crazy man!!

by bernard August 1, 2006