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electronic toy by tomy(?). the furby is simply a small, poor quality motherboard covered in fur.

the furby can "interact" with humans. you can rub his tummy (press a button there), massage his back (press a button there), yell at it (sound sensors pick up loud noises and trigger a seizure for the furby), and blind it (cover the light sensor on its head and trigger another seizure).

when a furby first starts up or gets reset, it only talks (plays predefined words) in a limited, shoddy "language" called "furbish." as time continues, the furby "speaks" english - giving the illusion that by speaking to it, you teach it english (sort of like a little child). furbies cannot learn english from you; it has preset words. however, you can buy mod chips that make it swear.

the furby is known for being one of the most annoying pieces of shit ever. however, it went through a fad period where there was unbridled buying of them.
i cut the fur off my furby and now he looks demonic. he's a lot cooler now.
by unusu-al June 29, 2004
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The fucking scariest thing alive.
"My furby came back to my room after I threw it out the window!"
by Mrs. Munion December 12, 2005
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Don't let them out in daylight, don't let them near water, and whatever you do, dont feed them after midnight.
by John Ronane February 23, 2005
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Furbys are a stupid peice of crap so useless that they just sit on a shelf dying and making demonic noises.

Furbys are useful for:
Hitting
Painting
Beuti-fying (coloring it with ink)
Scaring Children
More hitting
Tormenting small animals
Putting in a spin dry cycle
Paper weights
"Mkgarargererar"
(noise made by furby with 6 month old batteries)

Hmm.. what catergory does this go in??
Insults?
Drugs?
Sex?
by Kip January 14, 2005
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Scary little shytes that look like Gremlins.
Ahh the day has come for Furbies to take over the world!
by FalseSmiles July 09, 2005
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One of the scariest toys ever made. They wake up I'm the middle of the night and try to kill you, WITHOUT BATTERIES IN. They are demons and make the creepiest noises ever. Whatever they say, they're are not cute and don't want to be your friend! The only war to kill a furby is to stab it up the butt with a screwdriver.
"I bought a furby yesterday and put it on my dresser. It talked all night long, and when I woke up it was laying next to me and my arm was all bloody. I stabbed it with a screwdriver!"
by Jean-Marie Uebrick January 26, 2009
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Creatures created from the blood of Satan used as a device by the demonic communist company from hell... Hasbro to gather an army of children to be used as cannibalistic serial killers which would be used to conquer earth. Furbys have been known to not die even when power source has been destroyed or blessed in holy water,ingested by living organisms, or when repeatedly exposed to weapons of mass destruction. Also speak a language made up of Latin and binary known as furbish
Holy Shit my furby just spoke latin and sprayed out blood with trace amounts of napalm


by fufu berry July 14, 2008
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