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Blackwell 

1. A whiny little bitch.

2. Someone who complains constantly.

3. Anyone with a large Jew nose.
Guy 1: Dude both of my parents just died.

Guy 2: Quit being such a Blackwell and suck it up. No one wants to hear that shit.
Blackwell by Hory Cogan November 18, 2009

Blackwell 

A man with striking good looks who is smarter than you and misunderstood. This is why he is like a deep well of blackness and lashes out at stupidity and incompetence in the world.
Store Clerk: Oh my god! That man was harassing me! I feel unsafe.
Store Manager: Take a photo of his license plate! ( for god knows what reason?!)
Narrator: You weren't being harassed. You were just wrong, and he told you about it, and got your feelings hurt. You were just blackwelled, baby, and that shit only hurts if you're too stupid to understand rationality. So sorry about that.
Blackwell by blackwell's baby April 20, 2018

Blackwell 

A person who acts like a badass in someway somehow.
John really thinks he is a Blackwell from doing that stunt.

Emily just Blackwelled she is so cool.
Guys, Noah is Blackwelling right now come check this out.
Blackwell by BIGGESTMEAT October 22, 2020

Blackwell 

she'd travel miles to just to see my blackwell
Blackwell by freddymcsheista April 11, 2021

Nicolas Blackwell 

Nicolas Blackwell is try-hard sweat at school, and thinks he's better than everyone just because he packed Ronaldo. He adores Zlatan like a brother, and even defends him when he scores own-goals. Nicolas is also super stinky, and is going to fail NNN on the first day. But every still loves nic because of his role as the pandas voice actor in Kong-fu Panda- a role which truly set the tone for his career.
That guy over there is scoping out that chicks bunda! He's such a Nicolas Blackwell!
Nicolas Blackwell by Tony Lansky November 1, 2021

Elizabeth Blackwell

Elizabeth Blackwell was a pioneer in medicine.
Elizabeth Blackwell by sngrncaio1 February 27, 2010