bean's definitions

vibrator

El Enemigo!! (the enemy in spanish)

The antithesis to the male penis.

Your ex-girlfriend: Yeah, I dumped him, alright. But hey, I gotta vibrator.

by Bean April 17, 2005

pussy rock

a particularly gay genre of rock and roll where either the song matter or the members of the band are effeminate

marcy playound

by bean February 10, 2003

mop

fucking the mop, the dirtiest hairy kid ever. He's looking at me right now and being dirty. Plays counterstrike all day. Also says he likes to take it up the ass or something like that.

look at that mop over there with his raggedy ann hair.

by bean May 27, 2003

smarts

an oxymoron that defines the speaker of this word to be not smart

"I'm smarts."

by bean February 10, 2003

marriage

Suicide in it's worst form.

Jerry: Dude, Ben committed marriage yesterday.

Joe: Holy shit dude. Well, so much for hanging out with ben.

by Bean March 6, 2005

Jersey

The Best State ever where only the strong survive

Yea im from Jersey, I can kick ur ass any day or i can get the mafia to do it for me

by Bean January 22, 2004

Icicle

A mixed drink consisting of peppermint scnapps and ginger-ale.

I'd like 2 icicles please.

by Bean January 27, 2004