bean's definitions

smarts

an oxymoron that defines the speaker of this word to be not smart

"I'm smarts."

by bean February 10, 2003

erection

The male penis in full strength flow, especially annoying when in the company of friends or at the swimming pool. It can be delt with by the below example.

This damn erection just won't go down, im going to take it into the bathroom and give it such a beating it'll think twice about coming out again

by bean March 5, 2003

Rez Evil

A short-hand term for Resident Evil. Adjective: Having qualities which are reminiscent of the video game Resident Evil

This haunted house is so rez evil!

by Bean January 27, 2004

Council Flat

A council flat is the british equavalent of the projects in america. They are government housing built for the poor.

Chavs only live in council flats.

by BeAN November 5, 2005

negakewl

1) The opposite of kewl, that being 3 polish circus performers hailing a cab on a raft made up of hollowed out dinosaurs bones in the middle of the red sea, and one of the performers is 96.3% lithium.
2) Setting your own bedtime.
3) Steve Pinske.

JAN: Fight Club is the coolest movie ever.

BEAN: Fight Club is emo.

Sheep: Antikewl. That's just antikewl. Stop f*cking talking to me.

by Bean May 6, 2005

manticipation

The anticipation for sex or any romantic encounter with a man: "man"+"anticipation"= manticipation!

She manticipated their next date for days- she wanted him bad!

by bean June 14, 2004

Drugstore

adjective: Being generic or steryotypical. Often associated with being a poser.

Blink 182, Sum 41, and Greenday are all examples of drugstore punk.
Avril lavigne is such a drugstore punk.

by Bean January 27, 2004