bb's definitions

dildus

A contemptible person (i.e. a dildo or dick)

He walked out on his wife and kids? What a fuckin' dildus!

by bB March 22, 2005

goosey knife

Long knife with serrated edge, used to cut bread (describes the noise made as the knife cuts through a crusty loaf)

Could you pass me the goosey knife?

by bB March 22, 2005

ass on a tuesday

After a night of heavy drinking, one would say "I feel like ass on a Tuesday" if they are suffering from a hangover.

I can be said on other days also.

God... I feel like ass -- on a Tuesaday.

by BB October 21, 2004

Minot

A small, desolate hicktown in cental North Dakota. Full of hillbillies who love Nascar, drinking at sad lonely bars and populating the world with more hillbillies. Used to describe a sad, hopless state of mind.

Man my mom died, I ran over my cat and I'm broke - it's like I'm in Minot.

I listened to the Cure all day...now I feel like I've lived in Minot all my life.

by bb February 11, 2005

breasting

The act of two women rubbing their breasts together.

We're not lesbians, we were just breasting.

by bb April 8, 2003

do not call list

The names and #'s that telemarketers take down when the customer is rude and nasty about the call. Many times a drunk telemarketer will take these lists out and prank with their friends.

"I told YOU people to stop calling! Put me on you Do Not Call List!"

No problem sir...

Later that night---

May I speak with Mr. ****?

LOL

by BB February 18, 2004

sploozer

A word coined by the famous Adam Carolla. (SPLOO-ZER) Noun

Combination of a Spazz and a Loser. Someone who stalks celebrities.

Security guard Andy took care of the SPLOOZERS lining up outside the KROQ radio station in hopes of meeting the hot female guest that was appearing on the show.

by BB January 26, 2004