bb's definitions

sploozer

A word coined by the famous Adam Carolla. (SPLOO-ZER) Noun

Combination of a Spazz and a Loser. Someone who stalks celebrities.

Security guard Andy took care of the SPLOOZERS lining up outside the KROQ radio station in hopes of meeting the hot female guest that was appearing on the show.

by BB January 26, 2004

Lunching

D.C. Metro area term for being absurd, ridiculous, or idiotic.

i.e. out to lunch

She wore what?--she be lunching.

by BB June 22, 2004

brown trombone

when a woman eats out a guys ass while giving him a reach around at the same time

My girlfriend played the brown trombone last night....or she gave me a brown trombone last night.

by BB January 25, 2004

ownlife

Having individuality, being unique. Refered to in Orwell's 1984. Used in Newspeak.

It was long ago when people were considered to be ownlife.

by BB February 13, 2003

jhimbo

colloq. A poet, one not to afraid to speak his mind

by BB April 13, 2006

assing

A marching band hazing ritual whereby, upon first performance of an incorrect note, a new band member's face is rubbed in the bare buttocks of another member.

That new sousaphonist has such an assing coming to him!

by bB October 26, 2005

cdw

A chop shop sales gig where they hire 200 dumb college graduates to wear headsets and cold call real workers all day. They give you free pizza to make you so fat that you dont want to leave because you are ugly. They pay shit

I got a call from CDW for a job today, they said all I need is some college course work completed.

by BB April 14, 2005