bb's definitions

hap

Hap = Hot Asian Princess!

Byron: Damn Mike, get a load of that hap!

Mike: Shit, i love them haps!

by BB March 15, 2005

ass on a tuesday

After a night of heavy drinking, one would say "I feel like ass on a Tuesday" if they are suffering from a hangover.

I can be said on other days also.

God... I feel like ass -- on a Tuesaday.

by BB October 21, 2004

goosey knife

Long knife with serrated edge, used to cut bread (describes the noise made as the knife cuts through a crusty loaf)

Could you pass me the goosey knife?

by bB March 22, 2005

do not call list

The names and #'s that telemarketers take down when the customer is rude and nasty about the call. Many times a drunk telemarketer will take these lists out and prank with their friends.

"I told YOU people to stop calling! Put me on you Do Not Call List!"

No problem sir...

Later that night---

May I speak with Mr. ****?

LOL

by BB February 18, 2004

wrestling

a fake sport in which men in tights get to play with each other in front of a large audience

all that wrestling on tv is for losers and homos that think they're tough because they watch it

by BB May 16, 2005

frombe

Taking it from behind.

Last night I nailed your Mom frombe

by BB November 17, 2003

Curb-jabbi

Instantaniously grabbing a random girls pussy while pretending to fall off a curb.

"Dag Yo, Karl curb-jabbied Chelsea today at lunch"

by BB April 6, 2004