When a person takes a shit, usually creamy, and it leaves a paint like residue on the toilet bowl upon flushing. Different techniques and types of poo yield different results or masterpieces.
After a 12 minute battle with the toilet, Mike enjoyed flushing so he could see his Picasso poo at work.
A driver who moves up as close to the line and or car in front of him as if it will make him or her get anywhere any faster
Driver: This guy keeps riding my ass, as if i can go anywhere in this red light.
Passenger: Yeah hes a worthless inch pincher.
A roman column crap is the type of crap that fights u before going into the toilet but upon landing in the bowl, it crumbles into little turdlets like an ancient roman column from the colosseum.
I took the toughest shit of my life and after i finally gave birth to a roman column crap, it crumbled into little rabbit turds. Why couldnt it do that while in my ass?
A bonfire is the result of 2 or more fire crotch
es have sex with each other.
There was a huge bonfire at the party last night. At least 5 fire crotches were having an orgy.
GG usually means good game, but it also means get good.
teacher: what is the capital of illinois?
kid1: san fransisco?
kid2: GG baddie
This is the act of consuming pennies and later shitting them out. One who performs this act is a penny pincher
As I swallowed the handful of pennies, all I could think of is how badly I'd be penny pinching the next day.
The choice that best saves the father's ass, regardless of the pregnant females choice.
Crap i got my girlfriend pregnant. I sure hope shes pro choice. And by pro choice, I mean my choice.