bLiTcH's definitions

pastafarian orthodox

the belief that religion should be kept out of public schools without the belief in the other acts of pastafarianism

"DOOD this is so cool lets all worship the flying spaghetti monster and stuff!"

"i dont think that religion should be taught in public schools but that flying spaghetti monster shit is obviously fake. im a member of the pastafarian orthodox church"

by blitch May 4, 2010

penny pinching

This is the act of consuming pennies and later shitting them out. One who performs this act is a penny pincher.

As I swallowed the handful of pennies, all I could think of is how badly I'd be penny pinching the next day.

by bLiTcH January 9, 2008

hot coals

when the hair on a mans balls is so flaming red, that one would attempt to light a cigarette with them

That guy has such a horrible case of firecrotch, his nuts resemble hot coals. I think its time for him to trim.

by bLiTcH January 9, 2008

egyptian etch-a-sketch

This is the act of twisting your partners nipples 3 complete 360 degree turns and then shaking theyre titties forcefully.

My nurples are so purple because last night Dan gave me the egyptian etch-a-sketch

by bLiTcH January 5, 2008

titanic turd

This is the painful yet entertaining act of letting out a monstrous shit that floats in the water for a few minutes before flushing. Upon flushing, the turd hangs on for dear life and eventually parts through the middle, breaking, and finally sinking. The turd resembles the titanic.

I had to take such a big shit that it hurt. But after i was done i had a good laugh watching that monster fight from being flushed. It was definitely a titanic turd.

by bLiTcH January 10, 2009

slave feet

At the heart of every negro is his or her slave feet. Not all negros know that they have slave feet until they actually need to use them.

Jordan never excelled in sports, but when he got caught stealing a t.v, his slave feet instantly kicked in.

by bLiTcH January 8, 2009

doughnut puncher

This is the act of punching a homosexual in the asshole.

Carmen first became a doughnut puncher when she ass handled steve.

by bLiTcH July 22, 2008