bLiTcH's definitions
When a person takes a shit, usually creamy, and it leaves a paint like residue on the toilet bowl upon flushing. Different techniques and types of poo yield different results or masterpieces.
After a 12 minute battle with the toilet, Mike enjoyed flushing so he could see his Picasso poo at work.
by bLiTcH January 10, 2009
Get the picasso poomug. A roman column crap is the type of crap that fights u before going into the toilet but upon landing in the bowl, it crumbles into little turdlets like an ancient roman column from the colosseum.
I took the toughest shit of my life and after i finally gave birth to a roman column crap, it crumbled into little rabbit turds. Why couldnt it do that while in my ass?
by bLiTcH February 29, 2008
Get the roman column crapmug. the belief that religion should be kept out of public schools without the belief in the other acts of pastafarianism
"DOOD this is so cool lets all worship the flying spaghetti monster and stuff!"
"i dont think that religion should be taught in public schools but that flying spaghetti monster shit is obviously fake. im a member of the pastafarian orthodox church"
"i dont think that religion should be taught in public schools but that flying spaghetti monster shit is obviously fake. im a member of the pastafarian orthodox church"
by blitch May 4, 2010
Get the pastafarian orthodoxmug. "My name is Mr. Akai" is a code used by KKK klansmen tell other klansmen that they are also part of the KKK. It is an acronym for A klansman am I. It is used in response to the statement, "I am looking for Mr. Ayak."
A klansman walks into a bar and yells out "I am looking for a Mr. Ayak."
A fellow klansman responds, "My name is Mr. Akai."
Since their "secret code" is now on urbandictionary, a group of negroes hears them say this and they continue to beat the shit out of and/or rape the couple.
A fellow klansman responds, "My name is Mr. Akai."
Since their "secret code" is now on urbandictionary, a group of negroes hears them say this and they continue to beat the shit out of and/or rape the couple.
by bLiTcH January 9, 2008
Get the Mr. Akaimug. This is the painful yet entertaining act of letting out a monstrous shit that floats in the water for a few minutes before flushing. Upon flushing, the turd hangs on for dear life and eventually parts through the middle, breaking, and finally sinking. The turd resembles the titanic.
I had to take such a big shit that it hurt. But after i was done i had a good laugh watching that monster fight from being flushed. It was definitely a titanic turd.
by bLiTcH January 10, 2009
Get the titanic turdmug. "I am looking for a Mr. Ayak" is a code used by KKK klansmen to find other clansmen. It is an acronym for Are you a klansmen? The response to this question, if one is a klansmen, is "My name is Mr. Akai.
A crazy klansman is about to get whooped by a group of afro negroes so he yells out "I need Mr. Ayak."
Nobody responds and the spooks continue to rape him.
Nobody responds and the spooks continue to rape him.
by bLiTcH January 9, 2008
Get the Mr. Ayakmug. when the hair on a mans balls is so flaming red, that one would attempt to light a cigarette with them
That guy has such a horrible case of firecrotch, his nuts resemble hot coals. I think its time for him to trim.
by bLiTcH January 9, 2008
Get the hot coalsmug.