bLiTcH's definitions

sleazy spigot

A sleazy spigot is performed when a woman swallows much semen from her male partner. She then induces herself to vomit all of her stomach's contents back into her partner's mouth.

Last night my girlfriend gave me a sleazy spigot then broke up with me.

what a bitch. i wonder if she at least enjoyed the break up sex.

by bLiTcH January 9, 2008

18-1

18-1 is probably one of the most embarrassing records to have in football history. It may be thought that winning 18 games and only losing 1 is a good thing, but when that last game is at the super bowl to a wildcard team, it is nothing to brag about.

The patriots went into the super bowl with an 18-0 record. After getting spanked by the giants they went 18-1 and are getting looked down upon than the 49ers.

by bLiTcH February 4, 2008

pro choice

The choice that best saves the father's ass, regardless of the pregnant females choice.

Crap i got my girlfriend pregnant. I sure hope shes pro choice. And by pro choice, I mean my choice.

by bLiTcH January 12, 2009

macaroni and cheese nipples

A girl who has macaroni and cheese nipples has abnormally long nipples and is lactating. The milk excreted from the nip dries around the end and oozes out uncontrollably, thus looking like day old macaroni and cheese.

Dan: "Dude does courtney have macaroni stuck on her chest?"

Gil:"No dude i think shes lactating. She has an extreme case of macaroni and cheese nipples."

by bLiTcH January 8, 2009

titanic turd

This is the painful yet entertaining act of letting out a monstrous shit that floats in the water for a few minutes before flushing. Upon flushing, the turd hangs on for dear life and eventually parts through the middle, breaking, and finally sinking. The turd resembles the titanic.

I had to take such a big shit that it hurt. But after i was done i had a good laugh watching that monster fight from being flushed. It was definitely a titanic turd.

by bLiTcH January 10, 2009

Mr. Ayak

"I am looking for a Mr. Ayak" is a code used by KKK klansmen to find other clansmen. It is an acronym for Are you a klansmen? The response to this question, if one is a klansmen, is "My name is Mr. Akai.

A crazy klansman is about to get whooped by a group of afro negroes so he yells out "I need Mr. Ayak."

Nobody responds and the spooks continue to rape him.

by bLiTcH January 9, 2008

slave feet

At the heart of every negro is his or her slave feet. Not all negros know that they have slave feet until they actually need to use them.

Jordan never excelled in sports, but when he got caught stealing a t.v, his slave feet instantly kicked in.

by bLiTcH January 8, 2009