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A sleazy spigot is performed when a woman swallows much semen from her male partner. She then induces herself to vomit all of her stomach's contents back into her partner's mouth.
Last night my girlfriend gave me a sleazy spigot then broke up with me.
what a bitch. i wonder if she at least enjoyed the break up sex.
what a bitch. i wonder if she at least enjoyed the break up sex.
by bLiTcH January 9, 2008
Get the sleazy spigot mug.After a long night of foreplay and fingerfucking, the female blue balls her partner. The next morning, the man continues to fingerfuck the female. Only this time, when he is done, he sticks his fingers in her nostrils and mouth, causing a rancid fishy stench to be stuck with her the rest of the day.
Lauren led me on like a whore last night, so this morning i gave her a fishy flapjack. She was pissed that she had to smell her meat wallet for the rest of the day.
by bLiTcH January 10, 2009
Get the fishy flapjack mug.18-1 is probably one of the most embarrassing records to have in football history. It may be thought that winning 18 games and only losing 1 is a good thing, but when that last game is at the super bowl to a wild card team, it is nothing to brag about.
The patriots went into the super bowl with an 18-0 record. After getting spanked by the giants they went 18-1 and went from "unbeatable" and "perfection" to "embarrassed".
by bLiTcH February 4, 2008
Get the 18-1 mug.This is the act of a man sticking his middle and index finger into a womans vagina and thumb into her ass as if she was a bowling ball.
by bLiTcH January 8, 2008
Get the going bowling mug.18-1 is probably one of the most embarrassing records to have in football history. It may be thought that winning 18 games and only losing 1 is a good thing, but when that last game is at the super bowl to a wildcard team, it is nothing to brag about.
The patriots went into the super bowl with an 18-0 record. After getting spanked by the giants they went 18-1 and are getting looked down upon than the 49ers.
by bLiTcH February 4, 2008
Get the 18-1 mug.Crap i got my girlfriend pregnant. I sure hope shes pro choice. And by pro choice, I mean my choice.
by bLiTcH January 12, 2009
Get the pro choice mug.This is sex when the female partner is on her period. Having periodic sex is not recommended and can get quite messy.
Jordan was so horny from not seeing stacie for months that they decided to have periodic sex. Her bed never smelled the same.
by bLiTcH January 11, 2009
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