bLiTcH's definitions

assfault

A disgusting feature that makes a relatively nice ass look bad. (hair, mole, boil, hemmeroid, etc.).

Cellulite is a major assfault. It can make the nicest asses go bad.

by bLiTch June 19, 2008

bonfire

A bonfire is the result of 2 or more fire crotches have sex with each other.

There was a huge bonfire at the party last night. At least 5 fire crotches were having an orgy.

by bLiTcH January 10, 2009

hilbilly

This is the combination of Hilary and Bill Clinton. Hilary wearing the political pants in the relationship.

man 1: Who are you voting for this year?

man 2: I don't know who im voting for but it sure wont be hilbilly.

by bLiTcH February 25, 2008

18-1

18-1 is probably one of the most embarrassing records to have in football history. It may be thought that winning 18 games and only losing 1 is a good thing, but when that last game is at the super bowl to a wild card team, it is nothing to brag about.

The patriots went into the super bowl with an 18-0 record. After getting spanked by the giants they went 18-1 and went from "unbeatable" and "perfection" to "embarrassed".

by bLiTcH February 4, 2008

going bowling

This is the act of a man sticking his middle and index finger into a womans vagina and thumb into her ass as if she was a bowling ball.

Erik used Lauren like a bowling ball last night when they were going bowling.

by bLiTcH January 8, 2008

fishy flapjack

After a long night of foreplay and fingerfucking, the female blue balls her partner. The next morning, the man continues to fingerfuck the female. Only this time, when he is done, he sticks his fingers in her nostrils and mouth, causing a rancid fishy stench to be stuck with her the rest of the day.

Lauren led me on like a whore last night, so this morning i gave her a fishy flapjack. She was pissed that she had to smell her meat wallet for the rest of the day.

by bLiTcH January 10, 2009

periodic sex

This is sex when the female partner is on her period. Having periodic sex is not recommended and can get quite messy.

Jordan was so horny from not seeing stacie for months that they decided to have periodic sex. Her bed never smelled the same.

by bLiTcH January 11, 2009