bLiTcH's definitions

assfault

A disgusting feature that makes a relatively nice ass look bad. (hair, mole, boil, hemmeroid, etc.).

Cellulite is a major assfault. It can make the nicest asses go bad.

by bLiTch June 19, 2008

get good

when someone does something stupid or sucks at doing anything, you tell them to get good.

You got 10 kills. GET GOOD NOOB!

by bLiTcH January 9, 2008

bonfire

A bonfire is the result of 2 or more fire crotches have sex with each other.

There was a huge bonfire at the party last night. At least 5 fire crotches were having an orgy.

by bLiTcH January 10, 2009

cum dunk

When a girl is giving a guy head and refuses to swallow, the man holds her head on his erect penis as if he was dunking her head into a pool of water. She now is left with two choices: drown or swallow. No, biting it off is not an option.

I wasn't even sure if courtney would be a swallower so I didn't take any chances. I gave that hoe the cum dunk.

by bLiTcH February 4, 2008

periodic sex

This is sex when the female partner is on her period. Having periodic sex is not recommended and can get quite messy.

Jordan was so horny from not seeing stacie for months that they decided to have periodic sex. Her bed never smelled the same.

by bLiTcH January 11, 2009

sleazy spigot

A sleazy spigot is performed when a woman swallows much semen from her male partner. She then induces herself to vomit all of her stomach's contents back into her partner's mouth.

Last night my girlfriend gave me a sleazy spigot then broke up with me.

what a bitch. i wonder if she at least enjoyed the break up sex.

by bLiTcH January 9, 2008

penny pincher

When a person, usually but not limited to a child, swallows money, usually pennies, and shits them out. When they pinch off the turd that contains pennies, they are penny pinching.

Wow Gil just swallowed a roll of pennies. Tomorrow he's gonna be some penny pincher

by bLiTcH January 9, 2008