9 definitions by aversatilefella
Barry: I thought that stripper would fuckin' fuck me, yo.
Benjamin: Lol news flash! She was totally dooping on ya. Take notes next time for Christ's sakes!
Barry: You got a notepad? Exactly, you poor asshole.
Benjamin: Shut up, assed-out stoner with daily high bills.
Benjamin: Lol news flash! She was totally dooping on ya. Take notes next time for Christ's sakes!
Barry: You got a notepad? Exactly, you poor asshole.
Benjamin: Shut up, assed-out stoner with daily high bills.
by aversatilefella July 5, 2013
A: Hey, i'm gonna go to the pub, SYL.
B: SYL, as I will go to the strip club.
C: SYL guys, 'cause I gotta go take a piss.
B: SYL, as I will go to the strip club.
C: SYL guys, 'cause I gotta go take a piss.
by aversatilefella August 2, 2013
*Jenny and Ashlyn is at Jenny's house, in her fashionable room, with Jenny trying out what dress to wear for the prom tonight and with Ashlyn being the judge* Jenny: Hey, does this prada dress make my ass look colossal?
Ashlyn*sarcastic and already wearing her peach dress-skirt*: Oh, yeah, sure, wobro, like your colossal
ass can take over the world.
Jenny*ponders*: But wouldn't it be great if it did? That'll be a great sight to see.
Ashlyn: *makes 0-0::: in response*
Ashlyn*sarcastic and already wearing her peach dress-skirt*: Oh, yeah, sure, wobro, like your colossal
ass can take over the world.
Jenny*ponders*: But wouldn't it be great if it did? That'll be a great sight to see.
Ashlyn: *makes 0-0::: in response*
by aversatilefella November 16, 2013
A portmanteau of the Nintendo portable systems of the DSi and 3DS. Most commonly used for 3DS/DSi formatted sites (most popular: 3DS/DSiPaint).
(scrolls down page of 3dsifacebook.com(real 3ds page. Look it up.)on his 3DS)
Danny (calls Barry): Hey, yo, man.
Barry(swipes thumb down on his phone on Real Facebook, looking at his profile): What the hell is it, bro?
Danny: You should try 3dsifacebook.com on your 3ds browser.
Barry: Why in the fuck would I go there if the real Facebook is better?
Danny: Ah, fuck you anyway. You're scared...
Barry: All right, fine, Goddamn! (logs out of Facebook profile and types in search '3dsifacebook.com')
There. I'm done. You happy now, bitch?
Danny: More happier than a bitch should be.
(the friends are both socializing on 3DSifacebook throughout the afternoon)
Danny (calls Barry): Hey, yo, man.
Barry(swipes thumb down on his phone on Real Facebook, looking at his profile): What the hell is it, bro?
Danny: You should try 3dsifacebook.com on your 3ds browser.
Barry: Why in the fuck would I go there if the real Facebook is better?
Danny: Ah, fuck you anyway. You're scared...
Barry: All right, fine, Goddamn! (logs out of Facebook profile and types in search '3dsifacebook.com')
There. I'm done. You happy now, bitch?
Danny: More happier than a bitch should be.
(the friends are both socializing on 3DSifacebook throughout the afternoon)
by aversatilefella April 20, 2013
John: Ha-ha! You guys suck! I'm the ultimate gamer of ALL TIME!
Gerald: No shittin' way, hype mecro. You fuckin' suck, nigga beat.
John: Suck your bottomless dick for all I care.
Gerald: Just as bottomless as your mama's tush, but let's not overplay that one.
Gerald: No shittin' way, hype mecro. You fuckin' suck, nigga beat.
John: Suck your bottomless dick for all I care.
Gerald: Just as bottomless as your mama's tush, but let's not overplay that one.
by aversatilefella July 3, 2013
by aversatilefella July 7, 2013
The action of muting your TV, phone, or other device to music videos with female artists/vixens gyrating, twerking, or just trying to act sexual before you masturbate like there's no tomorrow. Vice versa for females, gays, lesbians, etc.
Phone screen with Nicki Minaj twerking in "Anaconda": OH MY GOD, LOOK AT HER BUTT!
Average Joe: Let me just masturmute right now...
*He mutes the phone, obtains his lotion, squirts it upon his hands and rubs his dick up and down in a rapid motion*
Average Joe: That's right, Nicki. Get your cream all over your tits...mmmm.. *changes scene to her twerking in the camera* Oh, goddamn, make that fake ass shake like it's alive!!!
Average Joe: Let me just masturmute right now...
*He mutes the phone, obtains his lotion, squirts it upon his hands and rubs his dick up and down in a rapid motion*
Average Joe: That's right, Nicki. Get your cream all over your tits...mmmm.. *changes scene to her twerking in the camera* Oh, goddamn, make that fake ass shake like it's alive!!!
by aversatilefella November 24, 2018