Top Definition
A simple word processing application that can somehow open any file format imaginable.
Notepad opens EVERYTHING.
by foo2 October 21, 2006
America's favorite program for:
HTML editing/writing C++ code/writing scripts of various types/writing english reports/writing a list of credit card numbers.
That program notepad is so powerful that it gave me several cancerous tumors in my testicles and eyelids.
by Island of Reebs October 03, 2003
The term used to express your disinterest when a stranger or friend is telling a long and/or boring story, or is starting a story that sounds boring.

The idea is that you express your boredom by pretending to be taking notes.
guy 1.

'so yeah, I'm an animal nutritionist I feed chickens I can control the size their eggs for major supermarket brands for example..........'

guy 2 to guy 3.

'Hey Man, did you bring your notepad? I'm running out of paper here.'
by Peter Peter foreskin eater April 21, 2010
a bizzare sexual organ developed by certain cults around west yorkshire it comprises of a small flap of skin resembling a 'post it' note, this ca be rolled up to be shoved inside a woman/man (whatever takes your fancy), have a slit cut in it to become a vagina or rubbed as a weird way of masturbation
first guy:he has a notepad
second guy:he's called daryl
both:hah hah hah hah hah
both:big headed bastard!
by stoneth November 03, 2004
Dear mom, II have decided that suicide is the best thing....
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by Link June 26, 2004
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