The action of muting your TV, phone, or other device to music videos with female artists/vixens gyrating, twerking, or just trying to act sexual before you masturbate like there's no tomorrow. Vice versa for females, gays, lesbians, etc.
Phone screen with Nicki Minaj twerking in "Anaconda": OH MY GOD, LOOK AT HER BUTT!
Average Joe: Let me just masturmute right now...
*He mutes the phone, obtains his lotion, squirts it upon his hands and rubs his dick up and down in a rapid motion*
Average Joe: That's right, Nicki. Get your cream all over your tits...mmmm.. *changes scene to her twerking in the camera* Oh, goddamn, make that fake ass shake like it's alive!!!
Average Joe: Let me just masturmute right now...
*He mutes the phone, obtains his lotion, squirts it upon his hands and rubs his dick up and down in a rapid motion*
Average Joe: That's right, Nicki. Get your cream all over your tits...mmmm.. *changes scene to her twerking in the camera* Oh, goddamn, make that fake ass shake like it's alive!!!
by aversatilefella November 24, 2018