Friend of Tom

Friend of Tom: a Scientologist.

I heard that dude is a friend of Tom.
Yeah, it's creepy.

by author June 25, 2006

More friends than Tom

A sarcastic way of saying that somebody is extremely popular on MySpace and/or in reality. A reference to the fact that MySpace founder Tom Anderson is automatically added as everyone's friend.

Have you seen Dane Cook's MySpace page? The guy has more friends than Tom!

by Tyler F. Norman April 30, 2008

All Your friends are belong to Tom

The fact that you will never have as many friends on myspace as Tom does. So you turn into a little emo kid or pretend to be a camera whore to get more friends on your list.

Or that Tom is brainwashing all your friends to become his brain servants to destroy the world.

Happykid: YES! i have 1 million friends!!!!1!!
Depressedemo1: So all your friends are belong to Tom.
Happykid: Nooooooo(turns emo)
Depressedemos: Good now lets go cut ourselves /wrist.

by Emos make me lawl December 7, 2007