aribeth's definitions

Macintrash

What dumbass Windows users (er, Losers) call a MacIntosh.

Ever notice how they always use MacIntoshes in all the movies? Maybe there IS a reason why these actors make eight figures! They didn't get rich by considering them Macintrashes!

by Aribeth April 19, 2005

celestial dirt nap

Another euphemism for death.

Elvis Presly is taking the celestial dirt nap. Get over it.

by Aribeth April 14, 2005

electric chair

A piece of furniture that is used to carry out a death sentence by administering an electrical current to the subject that is sufficient to cause death.

Too many pedophiles. Time to dust off the ol' electric chair.

by Aribeth April 9, 2005

Macinshit

A word that is used by underachieving morons who prove their lack of intelligence and common sense by purchasing another Microsoft-based machine.

Macinshit doesn't belong in the dictionary. Please refer to microshit.

by Aribeth April 19, 2005

dammitol

A panacea; a cure-all for all of life's problems. Also used to permanently cure one's oxygen addiction.

This drug is available by prescription only. Please consult your doctor or your gay lover before taking dammitol.

Side effects include stiffness, a tendency to assume room temperature, and an overpowering urge to take a celestial dirt nap.

That was the third time that that gomer showed up in my emergency room. So I told him to take two dammitols and not to call me in the morning.

by Aribeth April 7, 2005

tyrantfog

An odiferous gas released by a trouser sneeze.

After the bowl of Chili, Fred's tyrantfog cleared the table.

by Aribeth March 28, 2005

posse comitotus

The U.S. Federal Government, all State Governments, and all Local Governments are forbidden from using militay assets for Law Enforcement.

The Waco Texas Massacre was a violation of posse comitotus.

by Aribeth April 14, 2005