Undead Cow

A cow that has come back from the dead to avenge the butcher who slaughtered it.

Endorsed by PETA
The ranch was overrun by a herd of undead cows. No one survived.
by Aribeth April 09, 2005
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celestial dirt nap

Elvis Presly is taking the celestial dirt nap. Get over it.
by Aribeth April 15, 2005
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Rosie O'Donnell

Hillary Clinton's Siamese Twin. They were joined at the dick. The dick's name is Janet Reno.
Even after separation, Hillary always gets the shake at the end after Rosie O'Donnell gets through pissing.
by Aribeth April 13, 2005
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hate crime

Another word for Thought Crime (read George Orwell's 1984).

One of many control methods used by the Democratic National Party to take away your freedoms, violate your right to free speech, and to impose a totalitarian tyranny.
The day may soon come when Hate Crime will be punsihable by death.
by Aribeth April 10, 2005
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chick-fil-a

A propaganda campaign against Chickenkind that is being waged by an evil herd of Undead Cows.

Their latest strategy involves comandeering every billboard along America's hiways and biways.
Let's invite our PETA buddies over to Chick-fil-a!
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Waco Texas Massacre

An incident identical to the Tienamin Square Massacre that occured in Waco Texas, under the leadership of an identical regime.

This was a blatent violation of due process, and posse comitotus, in that a military tank was utilized in the massacre.

Timothy McVeigh unjustly avenged the massacre by lowering himself to the same level as the Clinton Administration by taking out the Federal building in Oklahoma City, and murdering as many innocent people as the Clinton Administration murdered in Waco.
The NRA made a very accurate assessment of Clinton's BATF when they called them "Jack-Booted Thugs", due to the Waco Texas Massacre.
by Aribeth April 13, 2005
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Neverwinter

The main setting for the game Neverwinter Nights.
The first preseason game of the year is the Neverwinter Knights vs. the Luskan Raiders.
by Aribeth April 08, 2005
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