dammitol

A panacea; a cure-all for all of life's problems. Also used to permanently cure one's oxygen addiction.

This drug is available by prescription only. Please consult your doctor or your gay lover before taking dammitol.

Side effects include stiffness, a tendency to assume room temperature, and an overpowering urge to take a celestial dirt nap.

That was the third time that that gomer showed up in my emergency room. So I told him to take two dammitols and not to call me in the morning.

dammitol by Aribeth April 7, 2005

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damitol

a pill you take when you're upset or pissed off, and you just want that feeling to go away (i.e. "Damn it all!")

"I take Damitol when I'm stuck in the middle of a highway with a flat tire."

damitol by Adonis17 August 6, 2007

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Damitol

A fictitious pharmacological cocktail comprised of an NSAID such as Advil and an anti-anxiety drug like Valium designed to bring relief to people suffering from severe stress headaches. Available in an OTC form. Think the Rolling Stone's "Mother's Little Helper" by way of RoboCop's dystopian vision of consumerism gone awry.

Ad slogan : When life gets to be too much, just Damitol!

Damitol by StaccatoPoet February 26, 2009

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Damitol

A fictitious drug introduced in a fake commercial skit that was done by the "Not Yet Ready for Primetime Players" in the early seasons of Saturday night Live (1970s).
This "drug" supposedly would just wash all those worries away with just one simple pill.
Very funny!

"oh, what a day! My car got a flat on the way to taking my son to school, and I was to go off to the IRS auditor's office afterward. Then I had to make funeral arrangements for my father, and my house burned down thanks to the neighborhood arsonist". "I could really use a Damitol right now. It relieves both stress, anxiety, and headaches. It's a wonder drug!"

Damitol by DDargon April 17, 2009

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Dammitall

Dammitall (said like 'Damn it all'): a made up drug name. Much like the phrase 'take a chill pill',it refers to someone saying 'Damn it' repeatedly while incredibly angry or in a fit of rage and someone tells them that they 'took some Dammitall'

Dean: Damn it! I broke my iPod, Damn it!
Jesse: Holy Shit Dean, looks like you took some Dammitall

Dammitall by Jamie aka J-word August 22, 2007

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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