19 definitions by Aribeth

Undead Cow

A cow that has come back from the dead to avenge the butcher who slaughtered it.

Endorsed by PETA

The ranch was overrun by a herd of undead cows. No one survived.

by Aribeth April 9, 2005

laser pointer

A way to someone to bust a cap in ya in LA.

Yo. Put that pointer in the glovebox before someone caps yo ass!

by Aribeth April 8, 2005

Macintrash

What dumbass Windows users (er, Losers) call a MacIntosh.

Ever notice how they always use MacIntoshes in all the movies? Maybe there IS a reason why these actors make eight figures! They didn't get rich by considering them Macintrashes!

by Aribeth April 20, 2005

Microsoft Code

Preferred by writers of top quality Spyware and Malware the world over.

The microsoft code used in Windows XP is a prime example of Spyware.

by Aribeth April 20, 2005

metrosexual

Please refer to www.metrosexual.com.

There is a website as mentioned above that addresses this concept.

by Aribeth April 25, 2005

dammitol

A panacea; a cure-all for all of life's problems. Also used to permanently cure one's oxygen addiction.

This drug is available by prescription only. Please consult your doctor or your gay lover before taking dammitol.

Side effects include stiffness, a tendency to assume room temperature, and an overpowering urge to take a celestial dirt nap.

That was the third time that that gomer showed up in my emergency room. So I told him to take two dammitols and not to call me in the morning.

by Aribeth April 8, 2005

Macinshit

A word that is used by underachieving morons who prove their lack of intelligence and common sense by purchasing another Microsoft-based machine.

Macinshit doesn't belong in the dictionary. Please refer to microshit.

by Aribeth April 20, 2005