19 definitions by aribeth

Neverwinter

When it gets cold in Neverland.

The Neverland Fairy went into hibernation at the first frost, so the little children thought that it was safe to play in Neverwinter.

by aribeth April 8, 2005

electric chair

A piece of furniture that is used to carry out a death sentence by administering an electrical current to the subject that is sufficient to cause death.

Too many pedophiles. Time to dust off the ol' electric chair.

by aribeth April 10, 2005

Rosie O'Donnell

Hillary Clinton's Siamese Twin. They were joined at the dick. The dick's name is Janet Reno.

Even after separation, Hillary always gets the shake at the end after Rosie O'Donnell gets through pissing.

by aribeth April 13, 2005

posse comitotus

The U.S. Federal Government, all State Governments, and all Local Governments are forbidden from using militay assets for Law Enforcement.

The Waco Texas Massacre was a violation of posse comitotus.

by aribeth April 15, 2005

celestial dirt nap

Another euphemism for death.

Elvis Presly is taking the celestial dirt nap. Get over it.

by aribeth April 15, 2005