Definitions by anthony wheeler

get out of this house 

a chicken shit way to steal money from a tennant. Usually after the tennant has paid it's rent to the Land Lord, in this case after the Land Lord gets it's payment for the room it will then turn around and say "Get out of this house!" to the person it was renting to.

Yeah that's great and all about your computer and your plans and goals but what I really feel like saying is "Get out of this house!" Now! not later Now! "Get out of this house!"

get out of this house by Anthony Wheeler November 9, 2007

ultimadum 

a set of terms that must be met or else your in deep shit.

"If you don't meet the 5 conditions of the ULTIMADUM I've set, your in deep shit!"

ultimadum by Anthony Wheeler November 1, 2007

I'm calling the cops 

What scum faced rat loosers mumble under their breath or to themselves when they don't get what they want.

A major major major tool in the bag of tricks that a character named "Double Standard" uses on perfectly innocent people.

(to ones self, not out loud)
Tony just bummed a ciggarette from me, "I'm calling the cops."

I'm calling the cops by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007

Charisma

1-Not to ignore some one, to interact in a situation.

2-A trait that skilled people have that helps them get by in a big city.

A gross stalker nasty greasy black fat over weight bastard just asked me for a ciggarette, am I going to ignore him?, no, I'm going to show my charisma and try to start a decent conversation with him instead.

Charisma by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007

wife 

The person, place, or thing that is in front of you, (at all times), it has nothing to do with marrage between two people.

I'm sitting on my wife right now. (instead of "Im sitting in a chair."

wife by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007

Wife 

The number one stalker in your life. Your consciousness, the number one voice in your head. Whatever has marked you as its prey.

I was trying to get away from this guy that was following me around, then I thought, "time to throw on the good ol wife beater."

Wife by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007

death 

To stop what you are doing and do something different.

I was driving down the street and I stopped at a red light, that was the death of my foward progress.

death by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007