anthony wheeler's definitions

Wife

The number one stalker in your life. Your consciousness, the number one voice in your head. Whatever has marked you as its prey.

I was trying to get away from this guy that was following me around, then I thought, "time to throw on the good ol wife beater."

by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007

psychic stalker

A psychic stalker is someone who stalks you in the psychic realm. They cast spells to help their ghosts follow you around everywhere you go. They can see out of your eyes, and they never leave you alone. Not even in your sleep. They even stalk you in your dreams. They hear what you hear, see what you see, smell what you smell, and taste what you taste.

Psychic Stalker: That thing in front of you, I can see it.
Tony: What? How can you see that if your not even anywhere near me?
Psychic Stalker: I'm calling the cops
Tony: You don't want me to know how you obtained your powers.
Psychic Stalker: That's right, and you'll never find out.

by Anthony Wheeler October 11, 2007

murdur

To take something away from someone or something. To change someeone or something.

I was sitting down typing on the computer, but then I got murdured and had to go do something else.

by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007

wife

The person, place, or thing that is in front of you, (at all times), it has nothing to do with marrage between two people.

I'm sitting on my wife right now. (instead of "Im sitting in a chair."

by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007

ultimadum

a set of terms that must be met or else your in deep shit.

"If you don't meet the 5 conditions of the ULTIMADUM I've set, your in deep shit!"

by Anthony Wheeler November 1, 2007

Charisma

1-Not to ignore some one, to interact in a situation.

2-A trait that skilled people have that helps them get by in a big city.

A gross stalker nasty greasy black fat over weight bastard just asked me for a ciggarette, am I going to ignore him?, no, I'm going to show my charisma and try to start a decent conversation with him instead.

by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007

I'm calling the cops

What scum faced rat loosers mumble under their breath or to themselves when they don't get what they want.

A major major major tool in the bag of tricks that a character named "Double Standard" uses on perfectly innocent people.

(to ones self, not out loud)
Tony just bummed a ciggarette from me, "I'm calling the cops."

by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007