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moonkey
A moonkey is a monkey specialy bread on the dark side of the moon who has lazer beems and night vision. They can also fly and speak 13 diff languages including 4 diff types of english. They are telepathic
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hang over
the body ache which you experience in the morning after a night of drinking. Most commonly accompanied by vomiting, quivering, head ache, short term amnesia, and (depending on your drink)diarehea.
I got fucked up watching the game last night.My hang over was so bad that I awoke this morning with puke all over my shirt, shit down my left leg, no idea how i got home and no tolerance for my bitchy girlfriend.