17 definitions by an_absolute_idiot

kettle corn

Kettle corn is popcorn but better. It's more unhealthy but more delicious. Yum Yum!!

"Hey want some kettle corn?"
"YAS."

by an_absolute_idiot August 28, 2020

Roblox

A wonderful community of nerds that need friends.

"Fred! You missed your birthday party!"
"Sorry mom, i was playing Roblox."

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020

Good

Something pure, awesome, indescribably amazing. Like a cheeseburger or a funny joke.

"Hey Suzy! I aced my math test!"
"Wow Billy, good! Let's get ice cream to celebrate!"
"Good!"
*high five eachother*

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020

Peppa Pig

A cursed pig with a mouth that can talk and has an obese dad and little brother. Her mom is a crackhead, and her dad is MORBIDLY obese.

"AAH IT'S PEPPA PIG! RUN!"

by an_absolute_idiot August 29, 2020

Chux

Short for Nunchucks. A dangerous weapon, for if one is practicing their chux forms and they hit themselves in the head, it could potentially be fatal. Still, fun to use.

"Yay! I mastered my chux form!"

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020

ice cream

The best thing ever. It's creamy, and sweet, and cold, and it melts on your tongue. MMMMMMMMMMMM~

"Lets go for ice cream!"

"AWESOME YAY!

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020

Bee

A wonderful creature that helps pollinate crops. Sadly, humans are killing bees with DUMB PESTICIDES and eventually the world will explode and we will all die because of people killing bees, these cute little animals.

"Hey look! A bee!"
"Wow! Awesome! Don't touch it, or it will sting you and it will die!"
"Okay, I won't, because bees are beautiful animals!"

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020