an_absolute_idiot's definitions

Good

Something pure, awesome, indescribably amazing. Like a cheeseburger or a funny joke.

"Hey Suzy! I aced my math test!"
"Wow Billy, good! Let's get ice cream to celebrate!"
"Good!"
*high five eachother*

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020

Karen

A woman, typically with hair cut short on one side and hair down to their neck on the other, who thinks they are above the law and is unnecessarily mean to employees of stores or restaurants or members of the police. They are generally either insecure or extremely self-centered, and you should avoid them. They are really toxic people and not very good friends. They might also be quite racist or LGBTQ-phobic.

"Hey, look at that lady screaming at that cop!"

"What a Karen!"

by an_absolute_idiot February 4, 2021

Bee

A wonderful creature that helps pollinate crops. Sadly, humans are killing bees with DUMB PESTICIDES and eventually the world will explode and we will all die because of people killing bees, these cute little animals.

"Hey look! A bee!"
"Wow! Awesome! Don't touch it, or it will sting you and it will die!"
"Okay, I won't, because bees are beautiful animals!"

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020

Chux

Short for Nunchucks. A dangerous weapon, for if one is practicing their chux forms and they hit themselves in the head, it could potentially be fatal. Still, fun to use.

"Yay! I mastered my chux form!"

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020

Trip

When you are walking down the street and you don't see the banana peel because you're on your phone playing Candy Crush and you slip on the banana peel.

"Oh no! Bobby doesn't see the rock! He's gonna trip!"
"Lets go help him!"

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020

Bread

A delicious food, especially fresh out of the oven and smothered in butter. It smells amazing and tastes like heaven. Wheat bread is healthy and delicious, and white bread is...less healthy but still delicious.

"Mom, the bread is almost ready!"

"YAYAYAYAYAY!"

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020

The Unspoken Rules Of Society

The Unspoken Rules Of Society are a bunch of rules only elite members of Society know. Some of the rules are: Never drink water out of a mug, rule number 11, never drink hot cocoa out of a regular cup, rule number 10, and rule number 12, never have a brighter ceiling light and a lamp on at the same time.

" Hey! That LOSER is drinking water out of a mug! He's breaking rule number 11 of The Unspoken Rules Of Society!"

by an_absolute_idiot February 22, 2021