an_absolute_idiot's definitions

School

A place where you're supposed to learn things. They teach you math and stuff but they don't teach you things that could actually save human lives.

"Don't stay in school."

by an_absolute_idiot August 28, 2020

Sugar Rush

When one has consumed so much sugary foods they are transformed into a speedy, energetic, fast person. The opposite of this is a Sugar Nap, where the person is transformed into a drunk. Sugar Rushes are usually fun because consuming sugary foods is great.

"Watch out Laurie! Bobbie has a Sugar Rush!"

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020

Roblox

A wonderful community of nerds that need friends.

"Fred! You missed your birthday party!"
"Sorry mom, i was playing Roblox."

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020

Good

Something pure, awesome, indescribably amazing. Like a cheeseburger or a funny joke.

"Hey Suzy! I aced my math test!"
"Wow Billy, good! Let's get ice cream to celebrate!"
"Good!"
*high five eachother*

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020

Karen

A woman, typically with hair cut short on one side and hair down to their neck on the other, who thinks they are above the law and is unnecessarily mean to employees of stores or restaurants or members of the police. They are generally either insecure or extremely self-centered, and you should avoid them. They are really toxic people and not very good friends. They might also be quite racist or LGBTQ-phobic.

"Hey, look at that lady screaming at that cop!"

"What a Karen!"

by an_absolute_idiot February 4, 2021

Trip

When you are walking down the street and you don't see the banana peel because you're on your phone playing Candy Crush and you slip on the banana peel.

"Oh no! Bobby doesn't see the rock! He's gonna trip!"
"Lets go help him!"

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020

Bread

A delicious food, especially fresh out of the oven and smothered in butter. It smells amazing and tastes like heaven. Wheat bread is healthy and delicious, and white bread is...less healthy but still delicious.

"Mom, the bread is almost ready!"

"YAYAYAYAYAY!"

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020