12 definitions by afflaffagoo

amporporatus

When Zeus gives a dolphin the option of either being struck by lightning or selling real estate.

When people ask me what my dolphin job is, I tell them that I had an amporporatus last year, and they can use that information to infer that I am a real estate agent.

by afflaffagoo January 30, 2022

Moib

The void between your seat and the center console.

I dropped my phone in the moib.

by afflaffagoo January 30, 2022

Jimmy

The village goatkeeper who failed his mancofteclause as a boy.

Jimmy knows that goatkeeping is a difficult job and regrets being born into the village.

by afflaffagoo January 30, 2022

flankstankbeebee

When invited to a war reenactment, instead of properly participating, you bring a T-shirt cannon with dog poop as ammo, find a stealthy spot in range of the opponent’s base, and fire away over their wall to gross them out, allowing your side to move in and win, and angering everyone in the process

That’s Dirk’s fourth flankstankbeebee this year, who keeps inviting him to these things?

by afflaffagoo December 25, 2021

micklethwist

The greatest beach bocce player of past, present, and future.

Winner of the 2020 USBBO, Winner of the 2021 USBBO, Winner of the 2022 USBBO, Winner of the 2023 USBBO, 13-time defending champion of Chuck at the Tuck, put Christmas back on the map, proud owner of Seve’s book… sometimes he dominates without even trying, get better… put your hands together for the one, the only… Mickle… Thwiiist!!!

*sincere claps from audience, a few boos*

Micklethwist: 1v1, it’s just me, and Jordan. Never lost.

by afflaffagoo August 3, 2023

afflaffagumption

The mad skill required to perform an afflaffagoo

Hoops was distracted by the wildebeest crossing and hit a different feather than he identified with his laser pointer. The crowd can’t believe he didn’t have the afflaffagumption at such a critical point in the match

by afflaffagoo November 2, 2023

owekadill

Intentionally pronounceable gibberish; designed to make one try to find meaning in nothing

Dirk: How would you pronounce this? Is it a lost language?
Jimmy: It means nothing, it’s just owekadill.

by afflaffagoo November 2, 2023