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The dude that sits between two people and holds all their shit. This man literally can not live because he can't use his hands, because he's holding his friends shit. Sort of like third wheel, but you hold everyones shit.
I'm holding everyone's shit, I feel like the center console after a McDonalds drive thru
by SuperHeadHoncho June 21, 2014

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