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squishy scale

measures quantity of squish, also known as squishy factor

normal squishy scales are drawn from 1 to 10, with 1 being least squishy and 10 being the most squishy.
that scores a solid 7 on the squishy scale.
by a February 18, 2007
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illis patillis

"That prank was illis patillis!"
by A February 18, 2007
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man

As Rudyard Kipling put it.

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,
If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And--which is more--you'll be a Man, my son!


--Rudyard Kipling
One who can equally carry his friend or his adversery mentally or physically and is direct, honest and able to make his own decisions.

eg. Wilfred Owen
eg. some of the general population.
by a February 18, 2007
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chat

To talk endlessly, usually when talking incorrectly.
"What you chattin' bout?"
by A February 18, 2007
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yank

an archiac and insulting word that people from other countries use to describe americans.
"hey, that makes u a yank."

"eat shit fuckhead."
by a February 18, 2007
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zoroastrianism

Freddie Mercury's religion.
Person A: Queen mentions God in a lot of their songs.
Person B: That's because Freddie was a Zoroastrian.
by a February 18, 2007
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on it

Feeling horny; actively pursuing someone of the opposite gender.
"Joe is on it tonight"
by A February 18, 2007
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