Z's definitions

hookah kings

a hip joint in albuquerque NM ran by these 2 dudes who sell hookahs and tobacco.

I stopped by hookah kings yesterday and smoked a bowl of cherry shisha.

by z July 20, 2004

rotflmao

Rolling On The Flor, Laughing My Ass Off.
Used instead of the out of date LOL.

rotflmao, that sucks.

by Z April 10, 2005

Tec-DC-9

Semi Automatic Pistol, mostly used as a side weapon for terrorists and SWAT teams.

The Tec-Dc-9 fired 4 rounds.

by Z October 25, 2003

vegan

an ethically and philosophically superior being who eschews the consumption of all animal products including meat, fish, eggs, milk, cheese, butter, leather. this includes chicken you lame ass pesudo vegetarians!

i m vegan and and you should be too.

by z May 13, 2005

garble

Bullshit, something out of order or mixed up, something that you don't feel like explaining

What did you do today?....Oh just a bunch of garble.

by Z June 11, 2003

The Funk

n. (slang) General term for venereal disease, esp. viral strains which cannot be cured.

I hear he's dating Amy now... I wonder if he knows she's got The Funk.

by Z December 22, 2004

CTKI

Abbrev. of the derogatory phrase "Chair-to-Keyboard Interface"; Used to clandestinely express that a computer problem was due to user error, or the fault of the user; A common source of computer problems.

Variation: "CKI" (or Chair-Keyboard Interface)

Related term: noob

The tech, after only a few minutes of work, figured out that the computer crashes were caused by the CTKI, and highly recommended replacing that defective part.

by Z June 15, 2004