Z's definitions

Sow Cow

When one passes wind into a persons mouth and then recieves the expelled gas through a kiss.

Man I need some mouthwash after that sow cow. I think she had tacos for lunch.

by Z February 23, 2005

CTKI

Abbrev. of the derogatory phrase "Chair-to-Keyboard Interface"; Used to clandestinely express that a computer problem was due to user error, or the fault of the user; A common source of computer problems.

Variation: "CKI" (or Chair-Keyboard Interface)

Related term: noob

The tech, after only a few minutes of work, figured out that the computer crashes were caused by the CTKI, and highly recommended replacing that defective part.

by Z June 15, 2004

dancing

The act of elaboratly flailing around your apendages in an attempt to immpress or entertain someone or a group of people.

She was dancing at the party.

by Z October 3, 2004

garble

Bullshit, something out of order or mixed up, something that you don't feel like explaining

What did you do today?....Oh just a bunch of garble.

by Z June 11, 2003

Tec-DC-9

Semi Automatic Pistol, mostly used as a side weapon for terrorists and SWAT teams.

The Tec-Dc-9 fired 4 rounds.

by Z October 25, 2003

vegan

an ethically and philosophically superior being who eschews the consumption of all animal products including meat, fish, eggs, milk, cheese, butter, leather. this includes chicken you lame ass pesudo vegetarians!

i m vegan and and you should be too.

by z May 13, 2005

badass

A character capable of rendering bad movies watchable and good movies unforgettable. Intelligent, aggressive, single-minded, static, often evil.

Examples: Ash in the Evil Dead movies; Bill Foster in Falling Down; Tyler Durden in Fight Club; Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket.

by z June 19, 2004