Z's definitions
by Z September 14, 2004

One who speaks and/or thinks as the people of Holland Michigan who are half Dutch and half Canadian and that say words such as "Godammit".
by z December 25, 2004

by Z March 1, 2003

by Z January 18, 2005

Cluck steak is beef jerky. Beef jerky to a cluck IS steak, thus beef jerky = cluck steak. However, the word is almost never used by actual cluck, because that would divulge their cluck status. Clucks use the term 'beef jerky' to describe beef jerky, but non-clucks can refer to beef jerky as 'cluck steak' (and it really doesn't matter if it's peppered or teriyaki).
1st Cluck says:"Hey man, let's finish off this lightbulb full of meth and then go and get some beef jerky."
2nd Cluck says: "You mean'cluck steak.'"
1st Cluck: "Huh? Whatever man, hit this."
2nd Cluck: (inhales)
2nd Cluck says: "You mean'cluck steak.'"
1st Cluck: "Huh? Whatever man, hit this."
2nd Cluck: (inhales)
by Z October 14, 2003

Abbrev. of the derogatory phrase "Chair-to-Keyboard Interface"; Used to clandestinely express that a computer problem was due to user error, or the fault of the user; A common source of computer problems.
Variation: "CKI" (or Chair-Keyboard Interface)
Related term: noob
Variation: "CKI" (or Chair-Keyboard Interface)
Related term: noob
The tech, after only a few minutes of work, figured out that the computer crashes were caused by the CTKI, and highly recommended replacing that defective part.
by Z June 15, 2004

"Che, thats sweet alright"
by Z May 12, 2004
