Z's definitions

ghetto palace

A run-down house or building in the ghetto, neglected on the outside to avoid attracting attention, but redone like the Ritz hotel on the inside. For rich people who don't mind living in the ghetto.

He drove his piece-of-shit car up to his ghetto palace, awaiting a relaxing game from his plush-leather recliner while sipping 1897 malt liquor.

by Z July 19, 2004

fuckasswierd

anyone who dresses like a goth, and acts like they dont care about anything. fags, who wear black and think there being "original"

"wow, theres so many fuckasswierds at out school".

by z March 16, 2004

fucktard

See also: Michael Moore

"Michael Moore is a deceptive, lying fucktard."

by Z May 30, 2004

baltimore

Charm City. It's called Charm City. The benches in Baltimore also say, "Baltimore - The City That Reads" because you're supposed to read when you sit down on a bench.

"welcome to charm city!"

by z May 13, 2005

dutch canadian

One who speaks and/or thinks as the people of Holland Michigan who are half Dutch and half Canadian and that say words such as "Godammit".

Allis is such a godamn Dutch Canadian

by z December 25, 2004

munted

to be so intoxicated that it is not possible to be any more intoxicated

Stuart was munted after the 22nd beer.

by Z March 30, 2003

CTKI

Abbrev. of the derogatory phrase "Chair-to-Keyboard Interface"; Used to clandestinely express that a computer problem was due to user error, or the fault of the user; A common source of computer problems.

Variation: "CKI" (or Chair-Keyboard Interface)

Related term: noob

The tech, after only a few minutes of work, figured out that the computer crashes were caused by the CTKI, and highly recommended replacing that defective part.

by Z June 15, 2004