Z's definitions

fucktard

See also: Michael Moore

"Michael Moore is a deceptive, lying fucktard."

by Z May 30, 2004

fuckasswierd

anyone who dresses like a goth, and acts like they dont care about anything. fags, who wear black and think there being "original"

"wow, theres so many fuckasswierds at out school".

by z March 16, 2004

The Funk

n. (slang) General term for venereal disease, esp. viral strains which cannot be cured.

I hear he's dating Amy now... I wonder if he knows she's got The Funk.

by Z December 22, 2004

badass

A character capable of rendering bad movies watchable and good movies unforgettable. Intelligent, aggressive, single-minded, static, often evil.

Examples: Ash in the Evil Dead movies; Bill Foster in Falling Down; Tyler Durden in Fight Club; Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket.

by z June 19, 2004

boredom

A severe disease infecting millions of people all over the world is which they constantly exhibit certain behaviours like lack of movement, construction of various pointless structures, doodling, talking about pointless things, and making definitions on UrbanDictionary.com.

There is no known cure, though the symptoms do seem to fade when victim is introduced to something time consuming or slightly entertaining, such as television or counting nails in a wall.

Though is it a very severe and wide-spread epidemic, it is not fatal, though attempts to get rid of the disease have known to be fatal at times.

I made a really long paper clip chain. Want to take pictures of it?

by Z October 3, 2004

Tec-DC-9

Semi Automatic Pistol, mostly used as a side weapon for terrorists and SWAT teams.

The Tec-Dc-9 fired 4 rounds.

by Z October 25, 2003

vegan

an ethically and philosophically superior being who eschews the consumption of all animal products including meat, fish, eggs, milk, cheese, butter, leather. this includes chicken you lame ass pesudo vegetarians!

i m vegan and and you should be too.

by z May 13, 2005