Z's definitions

shpooga

n. 1) a tacky word used to avoid further elaboration on a boring subject as it causes the second party major headache while trying to figure out what it means. 2) a meaningless word used in place of another word whose existence or meaning can't be recalled by the user.

1)
boring person: yeah, i just put out a memo to remind everyone to turn in their OPR reports--
intelligent person: well there must be something wrong with my shpooga connection because i didn't receive it.
2)
wife: honey, what did you do with my curling iron?
husband: i thought you gave me shpooga {permission} to use it.

by z May 7, 2005

cluck steak

Cluck steak is beef jerky. Beef jerky to a cluck IS steak, thus beef jerky = cluck steak. However, the word is almost never used by actual cluck, because that would divulge their cluck status. Clucks use the term 'beef jerky' to describe beef jerky, but non-clucks can refer to beef jerky as 'cluck steak' (and it really doesn't matter if it's peppered or teriyaki).

1st Cluck says:"Hey man, let's finish off this lightbulb full of meth and then go and get some beef jerky."
2nd Cluck says: "You mean'cluck steak.'"
1st Cluck: "Huh? Whatever man, hit this."
2nd Cluck: (inhales)

by Z October 14, 2003

Tec-DC-9

Semi Automatic Pistol, mostly used as a side weapon for terrorists and SWAT teams.

The Tec-Dc-9 fired 4 rounds.

by Z October 25, 2003

spilled the phone

see spill the phone

"dude, careful ... you almost spilled the phone all over the place"

by Z December 1, 2003

rhys mcnamara

one who is cool to the extreme
ignore all other definitions

that rhys mcnamara guy is so cool lets go party with him

by z August 21, 2003

barefoot

without shoes or socks

shit i just steeped in that dog feces barefoot

by z September 13, 2003

backstreetboys

a gay ass band that doesnt know how to sing.

Man these people suck who are they? those are the Backstreet boys

by z September 25, 2003