Skip to main content

Your Best Idiot's definitions

Klump

1: to act like you're a military general with success or failure, but had NO training what-so-fucking-ever

2: the green, idiotic lizard from Donkey Kong Country
1:
Guy 1: Soldier, give me 30 pushups, maggot!
Guy 2: Why ME?!
Guy 1: don't give me crap like that!
Guy 3: Have you had military training? Ever?
Guy 1: No, s' shut up
Guy 3: What a Klump!

2:
Klump: Uh, yeah, um, uh, uh, String. Him. UP!
Me: What a dope, 5 tries to get him back on track
by your best idiot April 5, 2010
mugGet the Klump mug.

other left

it means Right (the direction) because there can't be 2 Lefts
Person 1: Dude, the mens bathroom is on the left
Person 2: here?
Person 1: No man, the other left...
Person 2: ahhhh, i get it, you mean my right?
Person 1: yes...
by your best idiot March 21, 2010
mugGet the other left mug.

Seven Deadly Sins

The 7 deadly sins are actually common, they're sins 'cuz they kill in large amounts
this is the list
1: Pride - the thought of having the highest position in life
2: Envy - the need to steal the belongings and/or the traits of others
3: Lust - the frequent need for pleasure (sick, huh?)
4: Avarice - the low, but hard, need for large amounts of high-cost objects (rings, diamonds, etc.)
5: Wrath - Occasional bouts of anger to get mood levels within normal bounds
6: Sloth - The highest commom sin: the need to lounge and/or do hobbies
7: Gluttony - the feeling you have a low weight, and you ingest a lot, more than regular. results in diarrhea
a typical man under the effects of the Seven Deadly Sins:
1: I'm the man for this! Step aside!
2: Wait, you do, i'll just watch every second with excruciating detail
3: There any chick's around here?
4: And I won't pay you for this!
5: DO THIS QUICK OR... SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN!
6: Do this while i do nothing
7: That's it, i'm raiding the fridge
by your best idiot April 6, 2010
mugGet the Seven Deadly Sins mug.

Iggy Koopa

a perfecxt example of Crazy
Iggy Koopa: WHAHEHEE! I |2|_||_Z0|2Z
by your best idiot April 5, 2010
mugGet the Iggy Koopa mug.

theft fuck up

when a person is going on a thefting spree and aims for a house they do not know is heavily armed
I saw a theif coming to my house so i gave him a theft fuck up by punching him down my steepest staircase and watched him die, shortly later i threw him in the garbage
by your best idiot April 10, 2010
mugGet the theft fuck up mug.

Hotmail

Private email so your parents won't look at what the fuck you're doing
Everybody uses Hotmail now
by your best idiot April 18, 2010
mugGet the Hotmail mug.

your boss

your boss is also self-explanatory
by your best idiot April 5, 2010
mugGet the your boss mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email