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Metrosexual

A guy that might be mistook for gay but is actually straight
Guy 1: That guy's a metrosexual
Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: He may look gay, but he actually hits on women
Guy 2: *while sticking tongue out* Ahhhhh,
by your best idiot March 28, 2010
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Kaykaykay

i'm NOT a member of the kaykaykay!
by your best idiot April 24, 2010
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i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you

a mob-like expression for the phrase "You will die if you hear my secret"
Guy 1: Duuuude, howdja get that Ipod touch?
Guy 2: i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
Guy 1: is that a no?
Guy 2: WTF was that supposed to mean?
Guy 1: you tell me,
Guy 2: NO!
by your best idiot May 23, 2010
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Peter Griffin

can mean
1: the best character in the animated comedy show, Family Guy
2: a delusional wide person
3: to think Jews are great with money, laugh at a word that homophonous with a word related to bathroom humor
4: to despise Canada, though is living IN Canada
5: to always laugh by repeatedly saying a word
1: yeah, do the Peter Griffin bump, CAN'T TOUCH ME!
2: see that guy over there, Peter Griffin material to me
3: Jews are great with money, to some it's their duty! heh heh, doodie. heh heh heh heh heh, diarrhea
4: Let's get that fuckwad for insulting Canada, eh?
5: heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
by your best idiot April 17, 2010
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+_+

Guy: i'm +_+ if i fail school
Guy 2: So, lots of people failed school, and lived with it
by your best idiot April 13, 2010
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April Fool's Day

some shit holiday where one guy can zing another by saying something they made up, followed by the event, followed by the saying "Happy april FOOL's day!" followed by the occasional Jajaja. Events can range from: a delayed laugh, to a truth, to someone literally dying
Commitment, Commitment issues, bad choices, and April Fool's Days are the main causes of breakups, besides, i don't have any good material
by your best idiot April 7, 2010
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