who's that...kwyjibo? over there!
George W. Bush
1: Ripped off
2: The stem of the penis
3: Victim of a trick pulled by a friend
4: Treated like shit where you work
5: a long square tube that rises for stories by use of an elevator
6: a place where gold is mined
1: that dude shafted me, my 10$ action figure broke
2: I exercised my shaft for a while
3: My freind shafted me! now the TV's are showing me during my bout of racism and everyone thinks i'm a prick!
4: My boss shafted me, not to worry, he's shafting demons in hell
5: The elevator's cable broke and we were flying through the shaft, worst... day... EVER!
6: I mined 50 kgs of gold from my private shaft, i transformed them into 24-karat gold Loonies, there's so much, i do not know how much i have in Loonies
1: Ditching school cause:
a: you hate it
b: it's terrible
c: something terrible has happened
2: a freshly stolen object
3: a type of jam where you have hooks stuck in your clothes
1: Fuck school, Fuck homework!, i going to play hooky
2: Dude! is that a hooky phone?!
3: Sorry i was late, i was in a bit of a hooky
1: a specified amount of time
2: a window of time that a woman experiences agony in their unchartered territory
and can last long, usually noticed by blood stains because the vagina is leaking blood
3: ... a dot terminating the sentence
1: there's only a period of time before some strange thing happens
2: Why is there blood coming out of me? i did not cout myself... oh shit... my period... ... ... ...AUGHHHH!!!
3: WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN THAT A PERIOD IS A SIMPLE DOT!?!
absolute disgusting pictures of absolute terror. should be a sentence, because the last thing a person wants to see, is the Pain Series. Can, Will, and Shall inflict inner pain, leave you with a short appetite for months, it'll scar you for life.
Judge: Well, i hate to say this, but i'm gonna sic the absolute worst sentence on your ass, and trust me, it will make you think about the things you did: One Glance, at the Pain Series
Criminal: Please, i can stand it
*Glances at the pain series*
Criminal: OH FUCKING GOD! SOMEONE HELP ME! I NEED THERAPY! MY BLOOD HAS RUN COLD, THE WORLD AIN'T THE SAME! SOMEONE KILL ME!!!!!!!!