6 definitions by YouOnKazoo22

Mastication

Mastication is the process by which food is crushed by teeth. To chew.

Bob: Hey, can I masticate here?
Joe: Sure, I'll watch you masticate.
Bob: I love mastication, and doing it with a friend is even better
Joe: Now I want to masticate...

by YouOnKazoo22 June 29, 2018

Elliot

There's nothing to say about Elliot.

Joe: Hey Bob, have you heard about Elliot?
Bob: Who?

by YouOnKazoo22 July 1, 2018

Nutsack

A sack full of nuts, like a cashew or an almond. Not to be confused with a seed sack or a legume sack.

Bob: Can I eat that nutsack?
Joe: No, don't be an animal. Eat the nuts, not the sack itself.

by YouOnKazoo22 June 29, 2018

Balls

Round, spherical objects that people play with in sports and other games.

Bob: Hey Dick, wanna play with my balls?
Dick: Sure, I have balls too. You wanna play with my balls?

by YouOnKazoo22 July 1, 2018

Pussy

A cat.

Bob: My cat is grooming its babies.
Joe: No, you mean your pussy is licking its pussies.

by YouOnKazoo22 July 1, 2018

Spooning

To spoon. Used to eat foods or to stir.

Bob: Hey, can I spoon your nuts inside your nutsack?
Joe: No, use a fork.
Bob: I'll just use my fingers.
Joe: Spooning the nuts is better.

by YouOnKazoo22 July 1, 2018