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"my Iragahoe just got her visa"
by Yokov October 13, 2017
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A slang term used in Gloucestershire for a thin woman.
Up the portcullis last night , picked up a blonde stick
by Yokov October 4, 2017
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The worst film ever created an IMDb score of 2.8/10 which is too high.
The title is the most misleading thing ever, Battle of which there are none, Skyark has no direct link to the film other than being thrown off it. "Rags" is the main character from what I can gather however the story is so poorly written it's so hard to tell, Rags parents hated him they weren't poor they just named him Rags so it's understandable that he was thrown off. In the end Rags drinks some blue liquid and no it isn't Powerade he has seen that it makes you into a monster but drinks it anyway and then is SURPRISED when he turns into a monster. The cover of the film has no quotes as it's so bad, the acting is poor so there is no mention of the actors. The back claims the monsters are alien monsters when they're just other people. There is a short child who shows autistic traits, I was really happy when he died but he comes back, I wanted to die especially badly at that point. Overall this film is poorly executed. It is possible to make a good film on a small budget like "Paranormal Activity" however they completely messed that up. Don't waste your time on this film 85 minutes could be spent shopping or doing something you enjoy. I wouldn't rate this film as it doesn't deserve it
The worst film ever created an IMDb score of 2.8/10 which is too high.
The title is the most misleading thing ever, Battle of which there are none, Skyark has no direct link to the film other than being thrown off it. "Rags" is the main character from what I can gather however the story is so poorly written it's so hard to tell, Rags parents hated him they weren't poor they just named him Rags so it's understandable that he was thrown off. In the end Rags drinks some blue liquid and no it isn't Powerade he has seen that it makes you into a monster but drinks it anyway and then is SURPRISED when he turns into a monster. The cover of the film has no quotes as it's so bad, the acting is poor so there is no mention of the actors. The back claims the monsters are alien monsters when they're just other people. There is a short child who shows autistic traits, I was really happy when he died but he comes back, I wanted to die especially badly at that point. Overall this film is poorly executed. It is possible to make a good film on a small budget like "Paranormal Activity" however they completely messed that up. Don't waste your time on this film 85 minutes could be spent shopping or doing something you enjoy. I wouldn't rate this film as it doesn't deserve it
by Yokov February 7, 2019
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To proceed in a mildly aggressive rant this maybe about modern life but will not be passive aggressive.
Bolshlord- And I hate Cornwall
Chadrickson- Ayy blud don't have a Bolsh
by Yokov January 30, 2019
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A Siberian slang term for a sexy transgender
"святой моли, что yokov - правильный искатель"
by Yokov October 4, 2017
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To talk Shash is when one starts talking absolute bollocks when trying to make themselves look good, they can also use this as a joke.
Jon- I punted a cow into orbit
Jon2- Fuck off stop talking shash
by Yokov February 7, 2019
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A brunette that fails to dye her hair to impress "The Lads" usually associated with needing to get there roots done.
"That Bronde stick down the Port Cullis failed at dying her hair"
by Yokov October 6, 2017
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