The Port

Cambridge MA 44

“I went out to the port and saw some real niggas”

by Realportshit44 March 1, 2020

The Port

Slang for the town of Westport, Connecticut

Person 1: Oh look there goes a 16 year old girl in a Mercedes Benz.
Person 2: She must be from The Port

by Ct yankee September 30, 2004

port to port

A male who doesnt care who or where he puts his penis so long as he gets off.

Sailors are dirty beggers they put around port to port.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

ports

short for the ciggarette New Ports

common dawg, lemme bum a port from ya..

by Brian September 13, 2004

port

Short for Newport, which is a brand of cigarette.

Damn I'm feenin.. you gotta port?
Nah but I gotta Basic menthol..
Aight that'll work.. hook me up, I'll hit you back.

by bone crusher April 16, 2003

Ported

When you light a cigarette with a another cigarette that happens to be a newport.

Rob: Yo, my cigs not lit. Can i light it with yours?

Caroline: Sure man.

Rob: Thanks

Caroline: Lol, you just got ported.

by Bobby Boosha January 1, 2011

Port

In rowing terms, port can refer to a rower whose oar is on the left side of the boat. Ports are generally less attractive and powerful than their counterparts, starboards, and do not contribute nearly as much to the speed of the boat as starboards do. This is most likely because starboards are genetically superior due to the fact that when a champion mates with another champ (ahhhh), a starboard is born.
Studies have shown that port rowers are 30% more likely than starboards to fail in areas outside of rowing and are also 13% less likely to find true happiness or fulfillment in life.

Starboard1: "Wow Kate is so hot and amazing at rowing, I can't believe that she's a port."
Starboard2: "Actually, that's because Kate is a starboard!"
Starboard1: "I should've known."
Port: "WoOOoOoOooo I can make bubbles in the water!"
Starboards: "Shut up port."

by TheRIGHTsiderowing October 21, 2010