6 definitions by Wordymcwordface

Coronamuff

When the Coronavirus is transmitted to the wifey through the act of oral sex.

Bloody hell wifey, that axe wound is coughing persistently, think you might have caught coronamuff.

by Wordymcwordface March 31, 2020

Corona na what's my name

Corona na what's my name is the mental state when your temperature is off the charts and you're tripping balls due to contracting coronavirus.

When that famous Charles bloke was in his hospital bed, sweating profusely with his eyes rolling like the stones, he blurted Corona na what's my name.

by Wordymcwordface April 1, 2020

Coronathon

When you're only allowed to exercise once a day under lockdown so go for a massive run.

I'm not staying in, I'm off for my daily coronathon.

by Wordymcwordface March 31, 2020

Corona Jewce

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Corona Jewce

Hitler's favourite tipple.

Hello Rabai, a pint of Corona Jewce and make it snappy.

by Wordymcwordface March 31, 2020

Coronativity

Coronativity

A regular nativity celebrating the birth of Jesus but safely practicing social distancing.

Sorry 3rd wise king, you're not allowed in our Coronativity due to the social gathering limit of 2 people.

by Wordymcwordface April 1, 2020

Coronamatata

Coronamatata what a wonderful phrase, Coronamatata ain't no passing craze, it means no worries for your remaining few days, it's our pleasure free, society, Coronamatata.

There's no toilet roll left in Lidle, oh well, Coronamatata

by Wordymcwordface March 31, 2020